Song Cover Image

THE POWER BALLAD CRASH

(Intro - [Slow, Clean Piano/Synth and Acoustic Guitar, Power Ballad Style]) (High, clear Tenor Vocal, highly emotional): Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man, he's a SHINY GOLDEN GOD! (Transition - [Dramatic Drum Fill, Tempo change to FAST]) (Verse 1 - [Fast and Aggressive Thrash Riff, Full Distortion]) If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll out of control, Well then you know you've got to ROCK THE BLOCK! You're a disgrace, now get out of my face! (Shout): YOU FUCKING SUCK! MY FUCKING COCK! (Pre-Chorus - [Mid-Tempo, Palm-Muted Breakdown]) 'Cause when the true kings rule, you fucking school, All the phony fools, out of their jewels. The final test is near, release your inner fear, 'Cause if you think it's time to... if you think it's time to... (Chorus - [MAXIMUM Speed, High-Pitched Vocal, Epic Melody]) IT'S TIME TO FUCKING ROOOOOOCK! We claim the victory! We smash the delicate, fragile history! He is going to kick your fucking ass! And you know his name is KYLE FUCKING GASS! (Sustained Vocal Note): Rooooocking and fuuucking roooolling! (Guitar Solo - [EPIC, Fast Melodic Lead over a Pumping Metal Beat]) (Verse 2 - [Return to Fast Thrash Riff, Vocal is Pushed and Angry]) They praise the velvet silence, they fear the volume high, They cling to gentle music while the Master passes by. We blend the high art madness with the fury of the street, Turning old school elegance into a crushing, heavy beat! You can't deny the power, you can't deny the groove, It is the sonic movement that you're destined to approve! (Pre-Chorus - [Mid-Tempo, Palm-Muted Breakdown]) 'Cause when the true kings rule, you fucking school, All the phony fools, out of their jewels. The final test is near, release your inner fear, 'Cause if you think it's time to... if you think it's time to... (Final Chorus - [MAXIMUM Speed, Highest Octave, Final Scream]) IT'S TIME TO FUCKING ROOOOOOCK! We claim the victory! We smash the delicate, fragile history! He is going to kick your fucking ass! And you know his name is KYLE FUCKING GASS! (Sustained Vocal Note): Rooooocking and fuuucking roooolling! (Outro - [Tempo remains fast, ends with a comedic, over-the-top Scat/Vocal Solo]) (High, rapid Vocal Ad-libs/Scatting, followed by a final, massive power chord and fading reverb)