Merry Christmas From The K-Kangaroo

Disco-house, stomping beat, shimmering synths, gospel-house bridge with a rock edge, male and female vocals

Choir:
K-KANGAROO 99.9… where the beat hops higher for the holidays!
Mother Superior: “Turn it up, children!”
Bertha Butt: “Shake what your mama wrapped for Christmas!”
Snow’s fallin’ down on the neon town,
K-Kangaroo’s live, come gather ‘round,
Mother Superior preachin’ Christmas cheer,
Bertha Butt is struttin’ like the party of the year.
Nephi’s on the mic causing chaos again,
Lee and Stephanie harmonizin’ like angels in the wind.
Reverend Jerry Curl says “Hallelujah, baby!”
This holiday’s about to get crazy.
(PRE-CHORUS)
Dial that frequency, crank that sound,
Prince is holdin’ court in the Purple Lounge.
George Michael’s smilin’, says “You gotta have faith,”
This Christmas beat is about to levitate!
Merry Christmas from  the K-Kangaroo!
Lights flashin’, bells crashin’, jump into the groove!
We got joy, we got funk, we got soul, we got YOU—
It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo!
Bertha Butt is twerkin’ by the jingle bell tree,
Nephi’s singin' loud and dancin’ off-beat.
Stephanie’s glittered like a midnight star,
Lee’s shreddin’ candy-cane riffs on the guitar.
Mother Superior hollers, “Children, behave!”
But she’s dropping it low like a holiday rave.
Reverend Jerry Curl says, "Let the spirit ignite!”
And the whole damn studio becomes a holy disco light.
Prince turns the knobs—purple magic in the air,
George Michael harmonizing with that perfect hair.
Snow machines blast, the beat gets hotter,
Even Santa’s calling in: “Play it harder!”
(CHORUS — Full Power Dance Drop)
Merry Christmas from  the K-Kangaroo!
Lights flashin’, bells crashin’, jump into the groove!
We got joy, we got funk, we got soul, we got YOU—
It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo!
Up high! Down low! Let the speakers explode!
It’s a disco-house Christmas on your radio!
Mother Superior:
“Raise your hands!
Raise your spirits!
Raise the ROOF!”
Choir:
🎶 Joy to the beat, let the holidays flow!
🎶 From the studio floor to the heavens we go!
🎶 Shake off your worries, let the love take hold!
🎶 It’s a Kangaroo Christmas with a heart of gold!
“CAN I GET A HO-HO-HO-LLELUJAH?!”
🎶 FINAL CHORUS — Rock-Edge + Synth Overload
Merry Christmas from  the K-Kangaroo!
It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo!
🎶 Up high! Down low! Let the speakers explode!
It’s a disco-house Christmas on your radio!
Mother Superior: “Children… remember… even the baby Jesus loved a beat.”
Bertha Butt: “And a good wig, honey.”
Nephi: “Can somebody get me some coffeecake?!”
George Michael: “Be good to each other.”
K-KANGAROO 99.9… hopping off the air with love.

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Choir: K-KANGAROO 99.9… where the beat hops higher for the holidays! Mother Superior: “Turn it up, children!” Bertha Butt: “Shake what your mama wrapped for Christmas!” Snow’s fallin’ down on the neon town, K-Kangaroo’s live, come gather ‘round, Mother Superior preachin’ Christmas cheer, Bertha Butt is struttin’ like the party of the year. Nephi’s on the mic causing chaos again, Lee and Stephanie harmonizin’ like angels in the wind. Reverend Jerry Curl says “Hallelujah, baby!” This holiday’s about to get crazy. (PRE-CHORUS) Dial that frequency, crank that sound, Prince is holdin’ court in the Purple Lounge. George Michael’s smilin’, says “You gotta have faith,” This Christmas beat is about to levitate! Merry Christmas from the K-Kangaroo! Lights flashin’, bells crashin’, jump into the groove! We got joy, we got funk, we got soul, we got YOU— It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo! Bertha Butt is twerkin’ by the jingle bell tree, Nephi’s singin' loud and dancin’ off-beat. Stephanie’s glittered like a midnight star, Lee’s shreddin’ candy-cane riffs on the guitar. Mother Superior hollers, “Children, behave!” But she’s dropping it low like a holiday rave. Reverend Jerry Curl says, "Let the spirit ignite!” And the whole damn studio becomes a holy disco light. Prince turns the knobs—purple magic in the air, George Michael harmonizing with that perfect hair. Snow machines blast, the beat gets hotter, Even Santa’s calling in: “Play it harder!” (CHORUS — Full Power Dance Drop) Merry Christmas from the K-Kangaroo! Lights flashin’, bells crashin’, jump into the groove! We got joy, we got funk, we got soul, we got YOU— It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo! Up high! Down low! Let the speakers explode! It’s a disco-house Christmas on your radio! Mother Superior: “Raise your hands! Raise your spirits! Raise the ROOF!” Choir: 🎶 Joy to the beat, let the holidays flow! 🎶 From the studio floor to the heavens we go! 🎶 Shake off your worries, let the love take hold! 🎶 It’s a Kangaroo Christmas with a heart of gold! “CAN I GET A HO-HO-HO-LLELUJAH?!” 🎶 FINAL CHORUS — Rock-Edge + Synth Overload Merry Christmas from the K-Kangaroo! It’s a holiday riot on the K-Kangaroo! 🎶 Up high! Down low! Let the speakers explode! It’s a disco-house Christmas on your radio! Mother Superior: “Children… remember… even the baby Jesus loved a beat.” Bertha Butt: “And a good wig, honey.” Nephi: “Can somebody get me some coffeecake?!” George Michael: “Be good to each other.” K-KANGAROO 99.9… hopping off the air with love.

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