[Long Instrumental Intro – Big 80s drums, funky bass, playful synth melody, dramatic keyboard hook, chunky guitar rhythm, huge tom fills] Verse 1 Five campers arrived with a cooler and tent, Certain this trip was money well spent. They packed their snacks, they packed their gear, Then heard a sound they did not want near. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The forest shook. Everyone dropped the camping book. One said, “Relax, it’s probably small.” Then Bigfoot stepped over the whole camp wall! Pre-Chorus Big feet! Big hair! Bigfoot standing over there! Big hands! Big nose! Nobody knows how far he goes! Chorus Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Here he comes! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Boom boom drums! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! What a surprise! Six campers staring with giant eyes! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Save the snacks! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Give them back! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! One request… Please stop wearing the camping vest! [Break – Drum fill, funky bass break, group chants, playful synth melody] Verse 2 Bigfoot grabbed a bag of chips, Finished it with giant lips. Tried a tiny camping chair, Chair exploded into the air. He borrowed socks, he borrowed hats, Scared away the camping cats. Then he cooked a giant meal, Using one small frying skillet! Pre-Chorus Big feet! Big hair! Bigfoot dancing over there! Big toes! Big shoes! Breaking every camping rule! Chorus Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Here he comes! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Boom boom drums! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! What a surprise! Six campers staring with giant eyes! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Save the snacks! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Give them back! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! One request… Please stop wearing the camping vest! [Instrumental Interlude – Energetic synth solo, funky bass groove, rhythmic guitar, big 80s percussion] Bridge The campers said, “This story is true!” The neighbors said, “Nobody believes you!” Then Bigfoot called on a tiny phone, Said, “Next trip, bring extra food from home.” He signed a note with a giant hand, Then walked away across the land. The campers packed up all their gear, And booked the same place next year! [Break – Half-time drums, funny vocal chants, rising synth hook] Final Chorus Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Here he comes! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Boom boom drums! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Best guest ever! Biggest camper, leaving never! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Save the snacks! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Bring them back! Bigfoot! Bigfoot! One more trip! Bring extra food and a bigger tent! [Instrumental Outro – Huge 80s synth finale, wild percussion, repeating Bigfoot chant, giant drum ending]


