[verse 1: male 1, 21 sec] Mario on deck and he dive into a pipe I ain’t wired right to win a lizard fight Plumber, hopping in on a mushroom’s son, Mario go blue shell I won Blastin first, your banana wanna skin me Skin me say come drink some gin with me, the last Thing you felt was my feet, dome Say goomba wanna see Mario go home But goombas don’t really want Mario on the throne Say goomba wanna see Mario go home But goombas don’t really want Mario on the throne [verse 2: male 2, 21 sec] Louie-G’s never reaching Swerving round corners tyre screeching L to the G never be leeching Red shells be lessons that I’m teaching (breaching) Relaxing on the beaches Sexy princess checking out the peaches Laying down the pipe you know it reaching Beseeching me continue pleasing This royal keep that I’m beseiging Man of your dreams and never scheming Top podium I be achieving You see Luigi creeping nearing, you fearing [verse 3: male 3, 21 sec] Ape of the family, oo oo ee ee? D to the K to the G that’s me Ape of the family, oo oo ee ee? D to the K to the G that’s me Donkey Kong - throw barrels Break your bone and sup on the marrow Take your throne and sit like a pharaoh Buy bananas with my dinero Nana bankers monkey spankers Driving, conniving - surviving the thwomps Driving, conniving - surviving the chomps Driving, conniving - surviving the Monts Donkey gonna stomp Donkey gonna stomp [hook: male 4, doubletime] I got 21 races to go I got 21 races to show That I can power slide and roll Cos I’m loving Mario I got 21 races before I got the gold [hook2, doubletime] Did you see me taking Rainbow Road (oh no) Did you see me taking Rainbow Road (oh no) So I can power slide and roll Cos I’m loving Mario I got 21 races before I got the gold [hook2, doubletime] Did you see me taking Rainbow Road (oh no) Did you see me taking Rainbow Road (oh no) So I can power slide and roll Cos I’m loving Mario I got 21 races before I got the gold [verse 4: female 1, 21 sec] I got nice pink feathers, a whiny voice I got a red hair bow and a vague identity But you see what you see in me And I’m just being me So Birdo do their thing today Flap wing and lap you fade away ‘Cause I, I got-got-got-feathers ‘Cause I, I got-got-got-feathers ‘Cause I, I got the lovely pink feathers [verse 5: female 2, 21 sec] Forgetting the princess oh Some of them slipping oh Mushroom my Kingdom yo Me for the win you know Name fitting proper though, ha what? Under my petticoats Two juicy cheeks in the seat of my whip you know Sneaking a peek, ya go Means you behind me Peach is my best colour Kingdom of the finest fungus Time trial we doing numbers My verse would never be the humblest Princess Peach beats ya dummy [verse 6: male 7, 21 sec] All thought you were free, but I’m the King Remind you who ride the throne of this thing Big lizard, fire in my gizzard, ugh Kamek evil wizard Aye, you fucked up You, you fucked up Bowser lift the Flower Cup And if you see Peach please seize her up please seize her up Bowser don’t steal Don’t need to keep a princess for my meal Kick her out the castle but she keeps coming back And gets laid all day lo-o-ong [hook: male 4, doubletime] [hook2, doubletime] [verse 4: male 5, 21 sec] Every Koopa I screw Every Koopa I slay Every Koopa I kill Every Koopa I spray Every Koopa I break Every Koopa I stake Gonna feel their knees shake when I’m cutting the cake Cream, competition Toad’s on a roll on his main mission You better get out the kitchen When I’m hitting the blast When I’m hitting the fast 21 seconds Toad go flying past And if I step on the gas I’m in a higher caste When I’m in a drift When I’m in a pass When I’m on a road When I’m on a grass First to last Oh, oh no [verse 5: male 6, 21 sec] Give me the item box I’m a fat Mario stache like a fox First of all, I’m gonna smash in the pack Plow the field like an ox, blocks knocked Driving? wish you walked Wario scratch vox. Horrid squawk… first locked Rise like a stock - Fort Knox Main game appearances? Not one But I inked your vision and your kart got spun Weight estimate is 1 gross ton Wario won [micdrop] [hook: male 4, doubletime] [hook2, doubletime] [hook2, doubletime]
