[VERSE] [Nina] The waiter forgot my order. [Harriet] Slash his tires. [Nina] Harriet. [Harriet] Don't worry about it. [VERSE] [Nina] The train left early. [Harriet] Pull the emergency brake. [Nina] No. [Harriet] Fine. Don't worry about it. [PRE-CHORUS] [Nina] Sometimes I think You're making it worse. [Harriet] Sometimes? [CHORUS] Don't worry about it Don't make a scene Don't get caught Don't leave a witness Don't worry about it Smile politely Wipe the fingerprints Count to three [VERSE] [Nina] Someone interrupted me Three times. [Harriet] Fourth one's a warning. [Nina] That's not helping. [Harriet] I know. [VERSE] [Nina] The guy behind me said, "You'd be prettier if you smiled." [Harriet] Take his eye out. [Nina] Harriet! [Harriet] What? He only needs one. [PRE-CHORUS] [Nina] You can't say things like that. [Harriet] I just did. [CHORUS] Don't worry about it Don't lose your temper Don't make the papers Don't make the neighbors curious Don't worry about it Look him in the eye Well... Maybe not anymore [BRIDGE] [Nina] The ceiling leaked. [Harriet] Burn the house down. [Nina] The rent went up. [Harriet] Burn his house down. [Nina] The world's on fire. [Harriet] Problem solved. [BREAKDOWN] [Nina] I think I might be angry. [Harriet] Good. [Nina] I think I need therapy. [Harriet] Afterwards. [FINAL CHORUS] Don't worry about it That's what they said About every little thing Until I started listening to you Don't worry about it Don't make it awkward Don't make it obvious Just smile politely [BOTH] Then don't. [OUTRO] [Nina] Harriet... [Harriet] Yeah? [Nina] You're banned from giving advice. [Harriet] Coward.
