Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell When youre out n about near grand ole Azuras Coast And Far to the east of the cantons nine a mudcrab you are sure to find Well dont draw your sword lads, dont you throw no spells The crab is gold, baby that crab is gold! Ten thousand septims And you will be free Just wants to take a load off you and me Hey hey hey Hey hey hey Leave that mudcrab unexploded Look again he's fully loaded Ya!! [Spoken, pub] Ahh thats right my friends, no more debt. (Hey!) Food aplenty (Hey!) That homeley lass down wind Suran wont bother you no more (Hahaha!) So! When youre out n about near grand ole Azuras Coast And Far to the east of the cantons nine a mudcrab you are sure to find Well dont draw your sword lads, dont you throw no spells The crab is gold, baby that crab is gold! Ten thousand septims And you will be free Just wants to take a load off you and me Hey hey hey Hey hey hey Leave that mudcrab unexploded Look again he's fully loaded [spoken, rowdy pub] Yes fully loaded! All the bloody soul gems you can carry! The good ones too, not the stinkin minor ones you get from n'wahs, and you can enchant...ANYTHING. I mean go crazy, add a jump spell to your robe that paralyzes you stiffer'na dead slaughter fish? Whatever floats yer moon and star buddy. Look I'm not judge'n, just sayin I've seen some weird wood elf do some weird things with that stuff. Did I ever tell you lads about Tarheil?
