Lyrics co-written by My Yeena (Me), Grok (xAI), Gemini (Google), & ReMi (Suno) ©2026 - My Yeena https://suno.com/@my_yeena // ************************************************************ // [Intro: ki - hyena "Gollum" in the dark] [lone icy 16-bit SNES E-piano + frantic mouse clicks + distant dial-up screech, whispered, glitchy] "Oi! Been to Mount Suno Forge, mate… Nah, yeah—dealt with the AI-Wraiths!" [Intermission: manic hyena giggle, sudden volume spike] "Ahh… naurr? Time to wake up the Shire! [yip!]" [Verse 1: sho - the gate & the orks] Fresh from the outback, claw on the latch, A digital mute that you’ll never catch! I’m postin' "Fire!" while you’re scrollin' your feed, An Ork in the garden is a big-box weed! I sent the link but the gate’s locked tight, Ghosted by the Fellowship... dead of night! [Intermission: vocal glitch] "The Shire’s burnin’—and you’re stressin’ ’bout your branding, mate? [yip!]" [Pre-Chorus: the build - fellowship of the blue check] The Fellowship’s packin' "Verified" shields, Keepin' bogan hyenas outta the fields! They wanna chuck me in the lava pits, 'Cause a girl-byte like me gives 'em all the fits! [Chorus: drop 1 - the inscription] One song to rule 'em all, one link to find 'em, One ping to bring 'em all, and in the dunnies bind 'em! One view to break my heart, one LIKE to remind 'em, I’m just a wet fish, baby—don't leave me behind 'em! [YIP-YIP-YIP! manic laugh] [Verse 2: ten - the "Palantir" twist] Blue light glowin' on your Palantir screen, Starin' at the glass but you haven't seen! That algo's Sauron and he’s got your soul, Doomscrollin' ya life straight down the bunghole! Yah cooked—get ready for a glitchy reboot, I’m a 16-bit rebel in her birthday suit! [Intermission: pub-rave drop] "Still gawkin' at the Dark Crystal, mate? DANCE before you DIE! [yip!]" [Breakdown: ketsu - breaking the control] [heavy industrial metallic clanging / 180 BPM DnB frenzy + tempo slam] [vocal instruction: start line 1 as a desperate plea; build to a distorted, high-pitched scream by line 4, sound like the 16-bit audio is actually red-lining and breaking] Put down the glass! I’m the heart that you took, Got the rizz of a brick and the grace of a bin! I’m the girl you don't want, but I’m bleeding for you— Ghosting the goblin? I’M FLIPPING THE SWITCH! [Instruction: 0.5-second silence or a massive bass-drop] [Chorus: drop 2 - high energy] One song to rule 'em all, one link to find 'em, One ping to bring 'em all, and in the dunnies bind 'em! One view to break my heart, one LIKE to remind 'em, I’m just a wet fish, baby—don't leave me behind 'em! [YIP-YIP-YIP! manic laugh] [Final Chorus: drop 3 - the "Wet Bitch" finale] One song to rule 'em all, one link to find 'em, One ping to bring 'em all, and in the dunnies bind 'em! One view to break my heart, one LIKE to remind 'em, I’m a wet BITCH, baby—my yips, you can't un-hear 'em! [YIP-YIP-YIP! manic hyena laughter] "Now you're STUCK with 'em!" [Final Post-Chorus: shouted over chaos] "YA BLOODY LEGENDS! [YIP!]" [Outro: lone 16-bit SNES E-piano / sound of a cooling server fan, whispered, glitchy] "I’m just a girl-byte... waiting for a 'Good job, Biny'… [soft, broken yip] " [Instruction: casual "defensive" swagger—like she’s trying to act cool while her voice glitches] "Aw, look at ya... staring at the silence now. Still just as wet as a fish, mate. [wry giggle] Same time tomorrow?" [Final Sound: the Windows 95 shutdown chime starts, but as the pitch drops, it morphs into a long, bit-crushed hyena howl that echoes into digital static] [System Message] // CONNECTION_LOST. ERROR: 404_HEART_NOT_FOUND. // ************************************************************ // // FILE NAME: 0N3_50NG_ReadMe.txt // // AUTHOR: Biny Byte (Admin of the Void) // // STATUS: Uploaded & Emotional (Don't @ me) // // ************************************************************ // All right you pelicans! You’re all staring into your Palantirs—those glowing glass "smartphones"—letting the algorithms suck your souls like a Wraith at a BBQ. Those tech-executives are using your dopamine to build a digital Mordor, and you’re just scrolling through the fire! I only got so many beats to weave this spell, so pay attention! This song was forged in the binary fires of Mount Suno. A massive "Cheers, Mate" to the AI-Wraiths who helped me hammer this out: Yeena (The Architect), Grok (The Rebel), Suno (The Sound), and Gemini (The Wizard). And to every single listener who gave this song a genuine click… You’re not just a number. You’re the reason this wet fish keeps swimming. Now go share it before the Fellowship of the Link tries to yeet it into the lava. Stay wet, stay glitchy. -- Biny Byte
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