[Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts [Verse 1] I went to the beach It was a fabulous beach I saw my friends They were fabulous friends But we had an issue It began with our ends Poor dietary choices What a message that sends! [Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts [Verse 2] I signed up for a talent show My grandma really wanted to go Nervous my stomach groaned A time to switch up the talent The audience would be hearing all about it Check it out, it's my butt trumpet Ready to serenade [Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts [Bridge] I don't mean to be crude I don't mean to be sour I'm just a dude Who can't digest flour And probably milk And definitely cheese It's a perilous life So please don't tease [Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts [Verse 3] Tonight I had a date She was looking pretty great I was looking good too In my flashy disco suit But one thing I didn't expect One thing I didn't predict Was the waiter bringing me A big ol' platter of fried fish [Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts everywhere i look its butts and farts [Verse 4] Luckily to my surprise My date didn't seem to mind In fact she lifted up her behind And joined right in So now I'm never alone She's got a booty baritone We're cute when we answer the phone Bootymates forever [Chorus] butts and farts butts and farts together we've got our butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts poems in our vows 'bout butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts butts and farts butts and...farts
