[Intro - Cheap Headset Mic, Keyboard Clicking] Yo. Yo. YO! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! Bro, turn your mic on! You're literally a bot. Like, actually. [Beat Drop - Distorted 808, Cartoon Bass] [Chorus - High-Pitched Autotune, Bratty Delivery] YOU'RE LITERALLY A BOT! (BOT!) YOU'RE LITERALLY FREE! (FREE!) I just hit the griddy On your whole family tree! Get boxed! Get clipped! Go cry to your dad! You're the worst Fortnite player That I've EVER HAD! [Verse 1 - Fast, Cocky Kid Rap] Bro, you're trash, you're a fish You're a default with no drip I got V-Bucks, you got nothing Bro, your skin looks like a chip! I got crowns, I got wins I got snacks beside my chair You're a walking loot delivery With some stupid-looking hair! Your aim is from Ohio Your edits are a joke I just one-pumped your whole squad While I'm drinking chocolate milk! [Pre-Chorus - Whispered, Overdramatic] Chat... Chat, is this guy real? There's no way. There's actually no way. BRO HAS NEGATIVE AURA! [Chorus - Bigger, More Chaotic] YOU'RE LITERALLY A BOT! (BOT!) YOU'RE LITERALLY FREE! (FREE!) I just hit the griddy On your whole family tree! Get boxed! Get clipped! Go cry to your dad! You're the worst Fortnite player That I've EVER HAD! [Instrumental Break - Glitchy Dance Beat, Game Sound Effects] [Verse 2 - Increasingly Unhinged] Bro, uninstall the game Go back to playing with your toys I got twenty-seven kills And I make the loudest noise! Your Wi-Fi's from McDonald's Your headset's from the trash I just sent you to the lobby Now I'm stealing all your mats! You're adopted by a llama Your dad works at a store I'm literally seven years old And I've got a higher score! [Bridge - Music Cuts Out] MOM! I'M PLAYING FORTNITE! NO! I DON'T WANT DINNER! I SAID I'M IN A RANKED MATCH! ... What do you MEAN it's bedtime?! [Final Chorus - Maximum Autotune, Clipping Mic] YOU'RE LITERALLY A BOT! (BOT!) YOU'RE LITERALLY FREE! (FREE!) I just hit the griddy On your whole family tree! GET BOXED! GET CLIPPED! GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY! I'M THE KING OF FORTNITE AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY HOBBY! [Outro - Mom Yelling in Background] Bro, you're so bad. Like, actually embarrassing. I'm reporting you. [Computer Disconnect Sound] ...MOM! WHO TURNED OFF THE WIFI?!
