[Intro — guitar scrape, shouted count-in] I learned one thing at school— I learned about FUCK YOU! OI! OI! OI! OI! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! [Verse 1 — fast, sneering] Sit up straight Shut your mouth Stuff it in Shit it out X and Y Kings and dates Fill your head Then call it grades Dad forgot Mum forgot Every grown-up Forgot the lot [Break — hard stop] SO WHAT THE FUCK'S IT FOR? OI! OI! [Chorus — gang vocals] TEACH ME WHAT? (ALREADY FORGOT!) TEACH ME WHAT? (DON'T GIVE A TOSS!) YOU DON'T KNOW! I DON'T CARE! NO JOB! (WHAT JOB?) NO PLAN! (GOOD!) NO THANKS! (FUCK OFF!) KEEP YOUR RULES! SHOVE YOUR SCHOOL! OI! OI! OI! OI! [Instrumental Break — guitar and drums] OI! OI! OI! OI! [Verse 2 — nastier, clipped] Pick a job Pick a life Pick your shitty Nine-to-five Jobs? What jobs? None round here I just want A fucking beer Won't stand in line Won't do as told Yeah, that's your future— Bought and sold [Break — bass only] Education? BOLLUCKS! (BOLLUCKS!) OI! OI! OI! OI! [Chorus — gang pile-on] TEACH ME WHAT? (ALREADY FORGOT!) TEACH ME WHAT? (DON'T GIVE A TOSS!) YOU DON'T KNOW! I DON'T CARE! NO JOB! (WHAT JOB?) NO PLAN! (GOOD!) NO THANKS! (FUCK OFF!) KEEP YOUR RULES! SHOVE YOUR SCHOOL! OI! OI! OI! OI! [Instrumental Break — short, ugly guitar] [Verse 3 — confrontational] You had school You had exams Look at you— I'M NOT IMPRESSED! Same old crap Same old spiel Teaching shit Nobody needs Tell me work Tell me try Tell me how To waste my life [Break — everything drops] Nah. Fuck that. [Breakdown — half-time gang chant] PLAY ALL NIGHT! (ALL NIGHT!) SLEEP ALL DAY! (ALL DAY!) TOO FUCKING LOUD! (TOO FUCKING LOUD!) GET THROWN OUT! (GET OUT!) NO CAREER! (NO CAREER!) NO REGRETS! (NO REGRETS!) THREE CHORDS! CHEAP CIGARETTES! THAT'S ENOUGH! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! [Instrumental Break — let it breathe] [Break — drums drop] I'D RATHER BE— ANYWHERE! (ANYWHERE!) ANY-FUCKING-WHERE! OI! OI! OI! OI! [Final Chorus — full-speed, gang vocals] TEACH ME WHAT? (ALREADY FORGOT!) TEACH ME WHAT? (DON'T GIVE A TOSS!) YOU DON'T KNOW! I DON'T CARE! NO JOB! (WHAT JOB?) NO PLAN! (GOOD!) NO THANKS! (FUCK OFF!) KEEP YOUR FUTURE! KEEP YOUR RULES! KEEP YOUR DESK! KEEP YOUR SCHOOL! SHOVE YOUR PAPER! SHOVE YOUR TEST! THREE SHIT CHORDS DO ME BEST! PLAY TOO LOUD! STAY OUT LATE! YOU CAN STICK YOUR CERTIFICATE! OI! OI! OI! OI! TEACH ME WHAT? (ALREADY FORGOT!) TEACH ME WHAT? NOTHING! [Instrumental Break — band crashing, no vocal] [Outro — gang vocals] NO JOB! (WHAT JOB?) NO PLAN! (GOOD!) NO THANKS! (FUCK OFF!) OI! OI! OI! OI! NO JOB! NO PLAN! NO THANKS! OI! OI! OI! OI! [hard stop]
