[Intro - Bouncy synth, Clap loop, Energetic, Cheeky] [Verse 1 - Female vocal, Bright synths, Cheerful tone] Jesus showed up on a Sunday night Glowing robe and heavenly light Said “I’m here to cleanse your sin!” She said “You smell like Galilee — try Febreze and come again.” [Pre-Chorus - Talk-sing build, Gospel flair] He brought a fish… She brought a snack. He said “I’ll save you!” She said “Do you do laundry?” [Chorus - Big synth drop, Call-and-response, Repeating hook] JAE WON’T LET JESUS IN! (Not by the beard on his Galilean chin!) SHE AIN’T ABOUT THAT ORIGINAL SIN! (She’s go no time for cleansing to begin!) KNOCK KNOCK, WHO’S THERE? Not today, Lord — she’s doin’ her hair PRAISE BE, BUT SHE’S BUSY AGAIN… Catch her next week at brunch with her friends [Verse 2 - Rap bridge, Hype ad libs, Club vibe] He came through walls, like some kinda ghost Jae said “Umm… consent, at most.” Said “I am the light, the way, the lamb!” She said “Unless you Ken, scram.” [Bridge - Key change, Angelic choir overlay, Big sing-along moment] “I will stand at the door and knock…” She peeked out the curtain and double-locked He turned her water into La Croix, But she still ghosted the Son of God, oh boy! [Breakdown - Big dance beat, Synth arpeggios, Chanted hook] Jae won’t let Jesus in! Jae won’t let Jesus in! Jae won’t let Jesus in! Jae won’t let Jesus in! He knocked with love She answered with sass He turned her water She turned his pass [Group Chant - No instruments, Just claps and shoutbacks] WHO DON’T SHE LET IN? “JESUS!” WHO GOT THAT LOCKED-UP SIN? “JAE DOES!” WHO NEEDS SOME SPACE? “OUR FRIEND JAE, AND SHE LOOKIN’ FINE!” [Chorus - FINAL VERSION, Sing-along chant, Epic synth bloom] JAE WON’T LET JESUS IN! Even with glow and a radiant grin! SHE SAID 'MAYBE NEXT TIME, MESSIAH-MAN’ ‘Cuz her chakras said "nah" and she ghosted the plan HALLELUJAH — DON’T BE MAD… She still got love, but she ain’t your pad KNOCK IF YOU WANT, BUT DON’T BE LOUD… Jae’s inner peace does not allow crowds [Outro - Euphoric group chant, Dance loop, Fadeout] “One more time — JAE WON’T LET JESUS IN!” “Come back when your beard is trimmed!” “Don’t take it personal, Lord — she just needs her space!” “Turn up the beat, but leave the cross outside!”


