[Intro] One rocket, zero plans, straight into the sky, Should’ve read the buttons, but I thought, “Why not try?” Now I’m light-years from Retroville, On a planet where everything gets weird for real! Welcome to Zeenu! [Verse 1] I borrowed Jimmy’s rocket, didn’t ask permission, Hit a couple switches—bad decision! Shot through the stars like a bottle rocket blast, By the time I yelled “Whoa!” Earth was way in the past. Crash-landed hard in a world so strange, Alien kings and creatures acting deranged, Emperor thinks I’m some legendary guy, I’m just Sheen Estevez trying not to die! Doppy’s beside me, laughing all day, Nesmith’s got the brains when I lose my way, Aseefa’s rolling her eyes like, “Here we go,” While I’m screaming ULTRALORD everywhere I go! [Pre-Chorus] No map, no clue, no way back home, Guess I’m making Zeenu my danger zone! Every plan explodes before it begins, But somehow, somehow, Sheen still wins! [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, lost out on Zeenu! Flying through the stars like I meant to! Aliens running when I enter the room, Every little problem goes kaboom! Whoa-oh-oh, somebody save me! Or give me a rocket—that works, maybe! From Retroville to a galaxy unknown, I’m Planet Sheen and I’m taking the throne! [Verse 2] Dorkus is plotting, yeah, he wants me gone, But every evil scheme keeps going wrong, He builds up a trap, thinks the victory’s near, Then I hit the wrong button and disappear! Emperor’s cheering like I saved the day, I don’t even know what happened anyway, Nesmith sighs while Doppy falls down, And Aseefa’s probably the smartest one around. Monsters, robots, strange alien food, Nothing on Zeenu can kill my mood, I miss my friends and my hometown streets, But space adventures are pretty damn sweet! I’ll find a way back—eventually, Soon as somebody builds a rocket for me, Till then I’m living at maximum speed, Powered by chaos, confidence, and greed! [Pre-Chorus] No map, no clue, no way back home, Guess I’m making Zeenu my danger zone! Every plan explodes before it begins, But somehow, somehow, Sheen still wins! [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, lost out on Zeenu! Flying through the stars like I meant to! Aliens running when I enter the room, Every little problem goes kaboom! Whoa-oh-oh, somebody save me! Or give me a rocket—that works, maybe! From Retroville to a galaxy unknown, I’m Planet Sheen and I’m taking the throne! [Bridge] One small step for an ordinary kid, One giant mess from everything I did! If Jimmy could see me, he’d lose his mind, But genius-level planning was never my kind! Ultralord above me! Zeenu below! Do I know where I’m going? "NO!" Then crank that rocket up and let it blow! [Final Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh, lost out on Zeenu! Nothing in the universe could prepare you! Kings and villains, creatures and doom, Sheen Estevez just entered the room! Whoa-oh-oh, someday I’ll get home, But tonight this planet is all my own! Across the stars wherever I roam, Planet Sheen—make Zeenu my home! [Outro] "Jimmy…" "If you’re hearing this…" "I might’ve borrowed your rocket." "And I might’ve crashed it." "Very, very far away." ULTRALOOOOORD! Welcome to Planet Sheen!
