[Verse] Hark ye, good yeomen of forge and hall, When the great Iron Beast begins to stall! Its wheels fall silent, its heart grows cold, The mighty engine no longer so bold. Cry not in despair, take up thyine tools, And walk the path the old masters school’d [Chorus] Oh fault-find, fault-find, by candlelight! Trace the malady through the dark of night! With hammer and wisdom, with eye sharp and keen, Restore the Beast so it roars once again [Verse] First spy the signs, as a huntsman spies game, Doth it groan or rattle? Doth it burst into flame? Doth smoke rise black or oil pool on the floor? Mark every symptom, then mark it once more. If the Beast stands dead with no spark in its vein, Check first the power then the safety chain! [Chorus] Oh fault-find, fault-find, by candlelight! Trace the malady through the dark of night! With spanner and wisdom, with eye sharp and keen, Restore the Beast so it roars once again [Verse] Seek out the fuses, like dragon’s lost teeth, Test every wire from head down to feet. With thy meter of magic (the volt it reveals), If naught flows through, then the fault it is sealed. Loose the connection? Then tighten it true, As a knight cinches harness before tourney anew. [Chorus] Oh fault-find, fault-find, by candlelight! Trace the malady through the dark of night! With screwdriver and wisdom, with eye sharp and keen, Restore the Beast so it roars once again [Verse] Should power be strong yet the Beast will not turn, Look to the belts and the bearings that burn. Grease them with oil from the sacred black well, Clear every jam where the parts seized and fell. If sensors lie false, like a traitor in court, repair or replace with thy swiftest retort. [Verse] Now call forth the scrolls! The Great Manual bright, Writ by the ancients who built in the night. Schematics and drawings shall show thee the way, Through motor and gearbox and PLC array. If the code it be broken, then logic repair, Reset and recalibrate — banish despair! [Chorus] Oh fault-find, fault-find, by candlelight! Trace the malady through the dark of night! With manual and wisdom, with eye sharp and keen, Restore the Beast so it roars once again [Verse] When all is made right and the levers engage, Run trials slow, as a squire learns his stage. Watch heat and vibration, listen close to its song, If all rings true then thy work is not wrong. Thus ends the quest of the factory knight, The Iron Beast lives to continue the fight! [Chorus] Oh fault-find, fault-find, by candlelight! Trace the malady through the dark of night! With hammer and wisdom, with eye sharp and keen, Restore the Beast so it roars once again [outro spoken]thou must document thine fight in the shift hand over scroll so the next shift know the story of your woe
