"Observe the humble specimen... the Agaricus bisporus." "But Doctor! It's dancing on the television set!" "Is there a fungus among us?" "That mushroom bit my grandmother!" "Psycho! Psycho!" My mycelium is wearing a tuxedo! Spore-prints on the ceiling, dancing the flamenco! The cap is spinning, the gills are winning! "It is completely devoid of logic!" They've gone insane! The spores are in the brain! Underneath the soil, the kettles start to boil! Infected, injected, completely unexpected! "What does it mean, Doctor?" "It means you are turning into a portobello!" Blue-staining, rain-draining, highly entertaining! Hyphae in the teapot, soup is getting too hot! The shiitake is doing the karate! The chanterelle is ringing the doorbell! "Sit down, Harold! The fungi are monitoring your arithmetic!" "Dime todo lo que pasó..." "No me di cuenta ni quién me pegó..." "Todo da vueltas como un carrusel..." "Locura recorre todita mi piel..." "¡Voy perdiendo, perdiendo! ¡Voy perdiendo el suelo!" Spore explosion! Mind erosion! Flamenco madness! Fungal badness! "THE MUSHROOMS ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!" "THEY'RE IN THE MAYONNAISE!" "And that is how we preserve our garden. Goodnight."
