1997

My grandfather swore by cream deodorant But nevertheless he was a sycophant I'm the patron saint of huffing paint I am what I am and I ain't what I ain't Eat at Subway just to throw it up later Footlong heartthrob with a pet alligator Lost my virginity at a Sixpence None The Richer concert back in 1997 High on helium and boy was it heaven Digital Dan and his master plan Chloroform the plants then enjoy some Flan Then get high on helium again Cuz balloons have no place in this world They kill dolphins Drive my car into you just for an insurance check Neither a loser not a baby nor am I Beck Save my toe nail clippings for the the next stockmarket crash Maybe visit Grandma so she can spot me some cash Maybe steal her dentures So I can fund my next drug adventure Orphans like bologna And Tigers named Tony Frosted Flakes when I'm awake The best way to start your day Maybe later we can play Sniff some glue eat some hay It's our life we live it our way And that's exactly what the lepers will say