Sunburned nose Sand in my shoes Lost my keys And my excuse I showed up late To my own good time Tripped on the towel Said, "Yeah, I'm fine" I'm the idiot On the beach again Got my shirt inside out Talking big to my friends I'm the idiot But they save me a spot 'Cause the Beach Buds love me Even when I'm not so hot Dropped my phone Right in the foam Waved at a stranger Thought I knew him from home Tried to look cool On a plastic board Got one small wave Then the whole crowd roared (for the wipeout) I'm the idiot On the beach again Got my heart on display Got my head in the sand I'm the idiot But they save me a spot 'Cause the Beach Buds love me Even when I'm not so hot They say, "Sit down Before you fall" Pass me the chips Call me through it all Laugh till we choke Salt on our lips We’re all fools here And it kinda fits (oh yeah) I'm the idiot On the beach again But I’m rich in the shade Of my dumb best friends I’m the idiot Yeah, I get it a lot But the Beach Buds love me So I like this stupid spot (I’m the idiot) And I hope it never stops
