[Intro] She called herself the little big MC If she rap, I would do the funky drummer [Verse 1] Yo, put your hands together and give a warm welcome To the microphone (One, two, one, two), one-two (One, two, one, two) The mic's checked, so it's time to break the shiver in your spine Now when she walk on stage, it gets warmer [Verse 2] 'Cause when the needle hits the groove, she's already on the move I can't resist the beat, I'ma be like James Brown If she get on the mic, I'ma hit the funky drummer 'Cause she call herself the little big MC [Chorus] She called herself the little big MC If she rap, I would do the funky drummer [Verse 3] Check it, they said that she was crazy for trying to be a lady Who rocked a mic instead of rockin' the bells, but If they would've known her, they probably woulda told ya She called herself the little big MC [Verse 4] When she step on the stage, she don't look her age Her style is realer than the rhymes that she tells She ain't no actress, the way she comes to practice She called herself the little big MC