[Intro – Ground Control] Unidentified object at eleven o'clock. Altitude unknown. Speed unknown. Flight pattern completely impossible. [Captain] Impossible? Joe, they're talking about us again. [Co-Pilot – Joe] Stay chill, Captain. We look totally professional. [Captain] Joe… We're flying sideways. [Joe] Yeah. Professional sideways. [Verse 1] Cruising through the atmosphere, Saturday night Earth down below and the moon shining bright Captain at the wheel with his feet on the dash Joe found a station playing interstellar bash Radar starts screaming, satellites stare Every telescope on Earth is pointing up there Scientists shouting, “That movement can't be!” Joe says, “Captain… your joint's underneath your seat.” [Pre-Chorus 1 – Dialogue] [Captain] I'm flying this high because I'm high. [Joe] That's not how altitude works. [Captain] Then why are we up here? [Joe] Good point. [Chorus] We do the UFO Groove Left, right, nowhere to prove Humans say, “That can't be done!” We say, “Man, we're having fun!” Round and round, then disappear Pop back up behind your rear Physics screaming, “That's not cool!” Nobody told us 'bout your rules! UFO Groove! Don't ask why we move! If you can't explain the flight tonight— Just blame it on the groove! [Verse 2] Captain sees a button glowing cherry red “Joe, what does this do?” — “DON'T TOUCH THAT!” he said Too late — WHOOSH! — twenty thousand miles away Joe looks out the window: “Wasn't Earth blue yesterday?” Back again before the radar makes a sound Military wondering how we turned around Zero to impossible and back to zero flat Captain says, “Cool button. I'm remembering that.” [Pre-Chorus 2 – Dialogue] [Captain] Hey Joe… did you turn on the cloaking device? [Joe] Of course. [Captain] Then why are those people waving at us? [Joe] …Oh. [Captain] JOE! [Joe] Nobody's perfect, man. [Chorus] We do the UFO Groove Left, right, nowhere to prove Blink away and back again Confusing every radar man Up and down, reverse the flow Where we're going? We don't know Physics screaming, “That's not cool!” Nobody told us 'bout your rules! UFO Groove! Don't ask why we move! If you can't explain the flight tonight— Just blame it on the groove! [Verse 3] Something smells funny underneath the chair Captain says, “Joe… there's smoke in the air.” Joe keeps searching while the warning lights glow “Relax, man, everything's under contro—” BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! “Okay… maybe not.” Fire in the cockpit, reggae still loud Saucer making circles underneath a cloud Captain grabs the extinguisher, looks at Joe and yells: “We don't need another Roswell! Remember how THAT went!” [Pre-Chorus 3 – Dialogue] [Captain] You packed the fire extinguisher, right? [Joe] Absolutely. [Captain] Where? [Joe] Next to the emergency snacks. [Captain] And where are the emergency snacks? [Joe] …Roswell. [Captain] JOE!!! [Chorus] We do the UFO Groove Smoke behind us as we move Humans filming from below “Look! Another UFO!” Round and round and upside down Nearly landing in your town Physics screaming, “That's not cool!” Nobody told us 'bout your rules! UFO Groove! Don't ask why we move! If you can't explain the flight tonight— Just blame it on the groove! [Verse 4] Fighter jet approaching, coming up fast Captain looks outside as the thing flies past Joe goes quiet, Captain rubs his eyes “Tell me, Joe… why is that fighter jet pink?” [Joe] What fighter jet? [Captain] The pink one. [Joe] Captain… [Captain] Yeah? [Joe] Maybe you should let me fly. Down below the generals prepare their attack Joe hits the cloaking switch — finally they're black Captain says, “Let's leave, I've seen enough today Their bunkers are cold and there's no reggae anyway.” [Pre-Chorus 4 – Dialogue] [Ground Control] Target disappeared! [Captain] See? Cloaking device. [Joe] I told you I had everything under control. [Captain] Joe… [Joe] Yeah? [Captain] We're still on fire. [Joe] Stay chill, bro. [Final Chorus electro Reggae drop] We do the UFO Groove Across the universe we move Earth keeps asking what they've seen Little grey dudes in a flying machine Left and right and upside down Never quite touching solid ground Scientists can search for clues— We already know the truth: UFO GROOVE! That's why we move! No invasion, no evil plan— We just came to hear your band! [Outro – radio fading] [Captain] Joe? [Joe] Yeah, Captain? [Captain] Where are we going? [Joe] Home. [Captain] Which direction is home? [Joe] …Straight ahead. [Captain] Oh man. [Joe] What? [Captain] I can't fly straight with this groove. [Both] HAHAHAHA! [Ground Control] Object has disappeared. [Scientist] Any explanation? [Ground Control] …Reggae.
