Chipoholic 🫓

⚠️ Cat Safety Note 😼 The cats in this video are a fictional, playful stand-in for a human story. Human potato chips should not be fed to cats: they can be high in sodium, fat, and calories, and flavored varieties may contain onion or garlic (Allium species), which are toxic to cats and can damage red blood cells. Please keep real cats on cat-safe food and treats. 🐈💙 [Verse 1] A rough day? Feel a little tired? One bag opens, hear that mood change Yeah so crunchy oh so crispy So damn good in that simple shape Call me stupid, everybody knows it One little crack and your palate wakes One turns to eight, and more on the way Always an essential, no doubt babe I could bring you flowers Babe you’d laugh at me I know, I know Bags of chips are all you need A little bit salty, oh so crunchy Maybe it’s a little-little bad habit But there’s no need to hide it ’Cause it’s you and me ’Cause babe, I just wanna see Just wanna see you happy Let the crunch rule this evening [Pre-Chorus] Salt on your fingers Shining on your lips Instant good feelings Faster than seeing a therapist [Chorus] Chip-chip-Chipoholic Chips are always on our A-list One more bag, then one more bag This feeling’s hard to fight Crispy little heaven Uh a palate symphony You always get lost in it And I’m with you on this trip I know, I know Feels good, so good Yeah this is our simple bond In our crispy-crispy Chipoholic world You and me babe Maybe we just need a little self-control Man, we just can’t stop They always taste good, always good Chipoholic Chipoholic Oh-our Chipoholic bond Our Chipoholic world Two Chipoholics together [Verse 2] Yeah sometime after the Big Bang Way before potatoes ever got sliced We got pretty good with starch Salt was scarce, fat meant energy Put ’em all together, look what happens Ahh ears hear crunch, mouth says yes That crack makes every bite well worth it Those old instincts never really left Call it evolution Uh-huh DNA in action After all this time We’re doing it again today I catch your hand, you catch mine One last chip sitting there between us You take it babe Let’s open another bag Classic, chipotle, whatever you pick Science has reasons ehh And we’re the evidence Crumbs on the couch, carbs for energy Uh who can blame biology [Pre-Chorus] Salt on your fingers Shining on your lips Instant good feelings Faster than seeing a therapist [Bridge] Crunch-crunch Just want more Crunch-crunch Hard to control Chip-chip-Chipoholic They always taste so good [Final Chorus] Chip-chip-Chipoholic Chip-chip-Chipoholic Chip-chip-Chipoholic They always taste so good [Final Chorus] Chip-chip-Chipoholic Chips are always on our A-list One more bag, then one more bag This feeling’s hard to fight Crispy little heaven Uh a palate symphony You always get lost in it And I’m with you on this trip I know, I know Feels good, so good Yeah this is our simple bond In our crispy-crispy Chipoholic world You and me, babe Maybe we just need a little self-control Man, we just can’t stop They always taste good, always good Chipoholic Chipoholic You started this Ha, now I joined the cult too Chipoholic Chipoholic Oh our Chipoholic world Our Chipoholic world Two Chipoholics together