Got the bull by the horns Town in my hand Come for me, oh They know who I am I'm one hot country mother With a southern drawl Hell, I might be the coolest man of all The coldest thing To ever come from Dixieland I'm a juke joint talkin' Slow walkin' Hard livin' man. One foot in the grave And the other in your hall I just might be the coolest man of all Well, the last of a dyin' breed Long-haired son of a preacher's means Take a picture And hang it on the wall Of the coolest man of all Got a cold one in my hand Course my beer's on ice When I go out you know I'll be lookin' nice Gonna drink all your liquor And hit the curtain call 'Cause I just might be the coolest man of all I love the women I love to dance I love to party and a bad romance Put me in the Hall of Fame You son of a bitch I'm the coolest man to ever play the game The coolest man of all