"MODS RULE (Muzzle the Trolls)"

[Intro] "Hoist the sails and man the guns, But mind your tongue, you blatherin’ ones!" [Verse 1] We sail these seas with cannons loud, A crew so fierce, so bold, so proud! But from the depths, they rise again— Trolls that whine like scurvy’d men! "Yer doin’ it wrong!" they screech and moan, Like barnacles ‘round Davy’s throne. But mark me words, ye pest’rin’ swine, Ye’ll hold yer tongue ‘til the bells do chime! [Chorus] Get muzzled! Sit in the brig! No backseat talk, ya slimy pig! Don’t tell me how to sink me foes, Or down ye go where the black tide flows! [Verse 2] They spam their filth, they spam their lies, But we don’t heed no rats nor flies! A timeout’s set, the hatch is closed, Ye’ll rot below till we say so! A salty soul may earn return, If lessons taught be duly learned. But squawk again, ye gobshite fool, We’ll toss ye back to the briny pool! [Chorus] Get muzzled! Sit in the brig! No backseat talk, ya slimy pig! Don’t tell me how to sink me foes, Or down ye go where the black tide flows! [Bridge] "The mods be watchin’…" "The keel be waitin’…" "A troll who yaps, be a troll who’s baitin’…" Get muzzled! Sit in the brig! No backseat talk, ya slimy pig! One more word and down ye go, To the deep where the sea-winds blow! "I just wanted to help…!" "STAY MUZZLED, YA SCABROUS DOG!" Get