[Intro] "Okay... I met Tarja... Approximately six minutes ago. Somehow... the ravens already scheduled a holiday." [Verse I] Before the sunrise filed a complaint The ravens formed a marching band. One crow carried birthday candles, Another held a rubber hand. The moon wore sunglasses backwards. The lighthouse learned to beatbox jazz. Three sharks argued with a pineapple About who legally owned the waves. I asked, "What's actually happening?" The ocean answered, "Birthday paperwork." Then a crab in a business suit Stamped my forehead: "Certified Shark." [Pre-Chorus] One crow. Two crows. Cake first. Fight. Three sharks. Four sharks. Party. Bite. Brain says, "This seems wrong." Birthday says... "Carry on." [Hook] Cake up... Wake up... Crow fly... Sky high... One more laugh... One more tale... Happy Birthday... Tarja Ravenveil... Cake up... Wake up... Brain gone... Still strong... If this party starts making sense... We're doing it wrong. [Verse II] Weinerschnitzel opened court. The judge... A goose in cargo shorts. The birthday candles hired lawyers. Every raven billed by force. A shark wore socks on all four fins. Nobody questioned anything. The cake developed Wi-Fi. Now the frosting wants to sing. Someone taught the clouds karate. The seagulls started paying rent. I sneezed... The moon apologized... Honestly... Fair argument. [Hook] Cake up... Wake up... Crow fly... Sky high... One more laugh... One more tale... Happy Birthday... Tarja Ravenveil... Cake up... Wake up... Brain gone... Still strong... If this party starts making sense... We're doing it wrong. [Verse III] Tarja Ravenveil... Your name sounds like... a side quest people accept because she gives good rewards and loot. The ravens already know you. The sharks already trust you. Even the lighthouse saved you a parking space. Meanwhile... I'm explaining birthday cake to an octopus accountant... who keeps asking if balloons are tax deductible. I'm beginning to suspect... they are. [Breakdown] RAVENS! CAKE! SHARKS! BREAK! BLOW! THOSE! CANDLES! OUT! IF THE CROWS START DANCING... JOIN THEM! IF THE OCEAN STARTS CLAPPING... CLAP BACK! [Final Hook] Cake up... Wake up... Crow fly... Sky high... One more laugh... One more tale... Happy Birthday... Tarja Ravenveil... Cake up... Wake up... Brain gone... Still strong... The sharks approve... The ravens approve... Honestly... Good enough. [Outro] "I brought you... a birthday card. The ravens turned it into a nest. The sharks gave it five stars. I'm counting that as a success. Happy Birthday, Tarja."
