[intro] Allegedly... [Pre-Chorus] The Party Party Loves To Party Comet Ping Pong Pizza Party [rap Verse] Pesting, Pesting Jeffrey epstein ran girls around the world for a CIA sex ring recruited from Ukraine, Kept the young women alive, Got 'em to the States Like thank god!! We survived!! Now how'd ya'll like to get paid To fuck? Or catch a ride in a venezuelan cargo truck? And this dude one of the richest men alive! No one seen where he got his money, IRS like we're good! Clinton says hi! Thrown into prison, Never thought he would die, Then Trump decided to give him a Columbian necktie. Camera's were down, two minutes missing on the tape but nobody cares 'cuz on account of statutory rape, Didn't Trump himself state he'd grab 'em by the pussy? then goes and murders the guy who taped prince Andrew getting nookie. The Royal family's Number one enemy. sodomy's less amusing When its sodom you not sodom me. won the birth rite lottery, still need a pimp to supply you with willing victims, Big Dumb, prince and still can't get none, When's the last time you wiped off Them sweaty ass hands, son? The Newsnight Interview was like you were being ransomed, lookin' guiltier than Charles Manson with a knapsack full of hands to snack on. That was 2019... this is still going on!? Jump forward to 2026 Trump's back in the mix Comb over all golden wavy French girls beneath him like poutaine he gravy Vladimir Putin don't even stoop to usin' underage sex slaves that's a U.S. E.U. thing He read the news while pooping Disbelieving how stupid Dosdovanya Donald, Melawnia hit me up, kid! [Chorus] The Party Party Loves To Party Left Wing Right Wing Epstein Party Party Party Deep State Party Comet Ping Pong Pizza Party The Party Party Loves To Party Left Wing Right Wing Epstein Party Party Party Deep State Party Comet Ping Pong Pizza Party [verse] Pam Bondie, you hot little blondie, for 25 grand would you drop that ass on me? and calmly open up the intercom, please... Karoline Leave-itt, are you listening? If you had a shot at Trump, call it a tryst or fling, would you take it or leave it? Aren't old men your thing? Kristi Noem, you never call my phone I just wanna help you find your dog a forever home David Copperfield You copped a feel then tried to make evidence disappear Leonardo DiNardo DiCaprio Likes 'em younger, younger, than the law can go Bill Clinton, that's no surprise, Mary Kennedy, whoops, she died, Robert Kennedy stole from an Indian tribe, Bobby Kotick couldn't resist the Call of Booty Lawrence Krauss needed advice about how to get away with touching students. Howard Lutnick, with his wife and kids in public, Stephen Hawking, so shocking, only wheelchair with a automatic cockring Bill Gates, nerd king with the micro-soft touch, gave Melinda antibiotics 'cuz he loved her so much. Ehud Barak, Israeli PM in the drift, Flyin' to the island for a quick Lolita fix, Oprah Winfrey, queen of the talk show scene, on the list too sippin' tea with the teens, Tom Hanks, America's dad gone bad, Cast away morals for a pedo pad. WILSON!!! David Koch, oil baron with a kink, guess what it rhymes with- it's long and it's pink- and more or and less flexible, like Les Wexner's holes when it's time for him to take his rectal probe. Alan Dershowitz, you old kibbitz, only circumcision's ever touched more kids! Is that it? Is that the end of the list? Oh shit, this is page 1? For real? [Chorus] The Party Party Loves To Party Left Wing Right Wing Epstein Party Party Party Deep State Party Comet Ping Pong Pizza Party The Party Party Loves To Party Left Wing Right Wing Epstein Party Party Party Deep State Party Comet Ping Pong Pizza Party
