The Meme Crusader

[Verse] Thirteen wars Thirteen tries Failed each time No surprise! Abaddon the Armless they call Big bad villain? Not at all! Black Crusades with no success Chaos laughs at your distress! Eternal Warmaster What a name But your track record’s just a shame! [Chorus] Abaddon! Meme of the stars! Failing hard Yet dreaming far! Thirteen tries You’ve won… just none Oh Abaddon You're the Chosen One! [Verse 2] You lost your arms You lost your pride Yet still you scream "I’m Chaos’ guide!" Your sword’s as big as your delusion Your plans are pure confusion! The Imperium mocks your rage Your failures fill every page! A villain feared? A god reborn? You’re just a clown with a spiky horn! [Chorus] Abaddon! Meme of the stars! Failing hard Yet dreaming far! Thirteen tries You’ve won… just none Oh Abaddon You're the Chosen One!