(Verse 1) We were the kings of Vaylon, the greatest ever seen But all we cared about was parties, booze, and punk rock scene Homie gangs roamed the streets, too lazy to work a day Robbing old folks blind, while we partied all the way (Chorus) Vaylon's fall, a tragic tale, a civilization's demise From hedonistic bliss to Klingon rule, our empire did not survive We traded power for pleasure, forgot the values we held dear Now Vaylon's ashes are scattered, a warning for all to hear (Verse 2) The bimbos on OnlyFans, they treated men like dirt Guys gave up on dating, didn't want to get hurt Video games and drugs, that's all they cared to do While Vaylon's population dwindled, a sad and tragic view (Chorus) Vaylon's fall, a tragic tale, a civilization's demise From hedonistic bliss to Klingon rule, our empire did not survive We traded power for pleasure, forgot the values we held dear Now Vaylon's ashes are scattered, a warning for all to hear (Verse 3) Foreigners did the work, built the cities, tilled the land While we partied hard and fast, a reckless, drunken band Klingons came with fury, a surprise attack they planned Our soldiers, fat and drunk, couldn't fight, couldn't stand