[Intro] (Yeah) Deep in Japan… or, like, shallow at best. Audio fidelity? Bro, my rice cooker got better bass. Let’s go. [Verse 1] Tux wrinkled, tie off-center, Mic poppin’ like a broke space center, Talkin’ Bond with no license to kill, Just two dudes flexin’ zero chill. Deep in Japan? More like lost in translation, Droppin’ hot takes with no citation. Eikaiwa tales from the bargain bin, Dreamin’ ’bout ninjas while the cringe sets in. [Pre-Chorus] Old-school dreams, low-tier streams, Talkin’ stereotypes like it’s 1917. Passed that ramen, missed the shrine, Can’t fake real — and you ain’t got time. [Chorus] (Japanese + English, Dumbed Down) にどしかぽっどきゃすとしない — (You only pod twice!) ぶんかこえて、でもついてない — (Try crossin’ culture, but it ain’t that tight!) おんしつ？どこ？まいくごみ — (Where’s that “audio fidelity,” bro?) Deep talk, nah — cheap talk, low mic. [Verse 2] Connery’s brows fake, this podcast faker, Soundin’ like a bootleg Bond on a bad translator. Tokyo vibes? More like tourist trap, Matcha spilled on the mic, still call it a rap. Volcano dreams and konbini schemes, Sippin’ on weak takes like it’s soda streams. Podcast mic? Should be a crime, Cracklin’ like popcorn the whole damn time. [Pre-Chorus] Old-school dreams, low-tier streams, Talkin’ stereotypes like it’s 1917. Passed that ramen, missed the shrine, Can’t fake real — and you ain’t got time. [Chorus] (Japanese + English, Even Worse) にどしかぽっどきゃすとしない — (You only pod twice!) ぶんかこえて、でもついてない — (Crossin’ culture like you lost your flight!) おんしつ？しらない、ただのくそ — (“Audio fidelity”? Bro that’s a no!) Deep talk? Nah — asleep talk, no mic. [Bridge] From Fleming’s novels to YouTube fails, 007’s ghost cryin’ in cocktail tales. Dream was big, execution slight, Like Bond showing up in flip-flops to fight. [Outro] (Spoken, Mocking) にどしかぽっどきゃすとしない… (You only pod twice…) Or maybe once… maybe zero if we’re honest. Deep in Japan… Shallow on Tape. Peace.
