[Intro] P-P-Potatoes, P-P-Potatoes, L-L-L-L-Ladles, scoop it, yo! P-P-P-Potatoes, P-P-P-P-Potatoes! We in the kitchen—GO! ⸻ [Verse 1] Yo I’m flippin’ in the skillet, got the starch game vicious, Whip it like a wizard with the ladle, so delicious. Boil ’em, mash ’em, fry ‘em in a basin, Taters on the track, no need for explanation. S-s-stab it with a fork, test the vibe, L-L-Ladle in my hand like I’m born to scribe. Gravy in the pan, got a plan for the feast, M-m-micro-mashin’ like a culinary beast! ⸻ [Hook] P-P-Potatoes, I peel ‘em with precision, L-L-Ladles, I swing with a mission. B-B-Butter gettin’ melted in the heat, Drop the beat, then repeat—yo, dinner’s elite! P-P-Potatoes, ain’t no fakes, L-L-Ladles, stir that fate. Ch-chop it, dice it, bring that flow, Eminem in the kitchen with a show! ⸻ [Verse 2] Slicker than a skin on a Yukon Gold, I spit faster than a pot left cold. M-m-multitool ladle, flip and serve, Mash bar spitter, swerve that curve! Steam risin’ like the beat, let it bubble, Drop bars heavy like a crockpot double. I-I-I stir with rhythm, drop with grace, Then I ladle out a verse to your mashed-up face! ⸻ [Outro Hook] P-P-Potatoes, P-P-Potatoes, L-L-L-L-Ladles, whippin’ tornadoes. P-P-P-P-Potatoes, put it on the table— G-G-G-Gravy drip like a vinyl label!
