What The F*ck Is Kombucha? (Pop Trap Vibes)

[Verse] What the f*ck is kombucha? I know it's a tea but what is it really? Somebody's selling this at the mall And people are drinking it Can you believe it? [Chorus] I don't wanna buy that sh*t And I don't wanna try that sh*t I know it's just a fad But I'm a little bit curious [Verse] What the f*ck is kombucha? Some people love it and some people hate it I think I'll go and see what all the fuss is about I've had it once before But I don't really remember [Chorus] I don't wanna buy that sh*t And I don't wanna try that sh*t I know it's just a fad But I'm a little bit curious [Verse] So I tried kombucha The taste was sour and the texture was gross It was warm and there were little floaties inside And when I finished it There was a little glob at the bottom [Chorus] I don't wanna buy that sh*t And I don't wanna try that sh*t I know it's just a fad But I'm a little bit curious