[female voice] Lord Shadow King thank you for this opportunity to speak with you. [male voice] (crowd cheers) [male voice] Thank you, thank you [male voice] Certainly. Uh.....which publication did you say that you work for? [female voice] Castle times My Lord. [male voice] Excellent publication. I read it all the time. (crowd cheers) [male voice] Thank you. Thank you. [female voice] Um, this is our first issue My Lord [male voice] Oh. Yes. Oh course it is. [female voice] You have been known to state that you are good looking and modest. [male voice] Especially modest. (crowd cheers) [male voice] Thank you. Thank you. You know how I am famous for my modesty? [female voice] Yes My Lord. [male voice] And, am I not handsome? [female voice] Well, for a man in your age group I would say that you are well preserved. (crowd gasps) [male voice] Preserved? (crowd cheers) [male voice] Thank you, thank you. [female voice] My Lord, I would like to ask you about your council who you refer to as pink princess. [male voice] Of course. (crowd cheers) [male voice[ This is actually getting tedious. Can you people please stop cheering for a bit? (crowd mumbling) [female voice] She doesn't actually wear pink. In fact, she is rather goth in attire. [male voice] I know. I just call her that to tease her. [female voice] And the term princess implies that she is your daughter? [male voice] Ewwwwww... that would be disgusting. We sleep together you know. [female voice] So I had heard. [male voice] Anyway. I have realm business to attend to. Be sure that when you are writing about how awesome I am that you remember to mention my modesty. For it is good to be king. And good looking and modest. [female voice] Well....thank you for your time. [male voice] Especially modest. (crowd voices) You ARE famous for your modesty. [male voice] Indeed. I am.
