[Verse 1 - confident swagger] Yeah I walk into the club with my vestments pressed Holy symbol shining brighter than the rest I can read your soul from across the room I know what you need, let me dispel that gloom My insight check crits, I see through your front I know exactly what you want So I stride on over with divine intent Open my mouth and— [Chorus] High wiz, low rizz That's just how it is I see right through you but I can't get through to you Perception maxed but my game is wack High wiz, low rizz [Verse 2 - the approach] Hey girl I sense some spiritual damage Your chakras looking unaligned from here (She's already flagging down the bartender) I've got pamphlets about the Sea Mother— [pause] And she's gone without a trace [Chorus] High wiz, low rizz That's just how it is I see right through you but I can't get through to you Perception maxed but my game is wack High wiz, low rizz [Verse 3 - doubling down] Maybe I came on too strong with the lobster stuff But I SAW her, I UNDERSTOOD her pain My wisdom modifier is literally insane I perceived the trauma, the daddy issues, the works I blessed her drink, made her path holy ground She still walked right out without a sound [Bridge - talking to deity] Blibdoolpoolp, oh Sea Mother mine Why'd you make me so perceptive yet so un-fine I can read the room like a sacred text But translating that to game? I'm perplexed At least you never leave me on read At least you answer when I pray before bed At least crustacean love is unconditional Even if romance remains fictional [Final Chorus] High wiz, low rizz That's just how it is I see right through them but I can't get through to them Divine insight but I fumble the vibe High wiz, low rizz [Outro - reverential, slowing down] And when the bar closes and the lights come up I descend to the depths where she waits Oh Blibdoolpoolp, my Sea Mother Your carapace gleaming in the bioluminescent dark Your antennae swaying like the tides themselves Your claws that could crush a man's skull Cradling me gently, so gently You see my wisdom, you see my worth Your compound eyes reflecting my devotion A thousand facets, each one saying yes In your briny embrace I am understood Your mandibles click a lullaby And I am home I am finally home And I am home Drowning in your love
