Disco Dave Power Plant Rave (Remastered)

[Intro] Neon on the cooling tower Glitter in the steam Disco Dave at Reactor One Living the disco dream [V1] Disco Dave had a velvet vest And a grin like a warning sign He said, "Plug in the dance floor, darling Let the whole plant shine" Five hundred tiles went lightning blue Six hundred speakers kissed the wall The mega super duper bass Made the moon look small He checked his hair in a turbine blade Blew a kiss to the control room glass Said, "If this place is going to melt Let it melt with class" [Pre-Chorus] The meters went ooh The workers went no Dave went darling Let the strobes go The sirens sang The crowd said more Then Reactor One Hit the floor [Chorus] Dave, Dave, Disco Dave The man of the power plant rave Turn those vinyl discs Never mind the radiation risks Dave, Dave, Disco Dave Everybody glow when the circuits cave If the roof goes flying We can only hope were not dying Oh-oh, Dave Keep it bright, keep it strange Oh-oh, Dave You are cool, but you're deranged [V2] Then Billy came rolling with a paper cup tray Big smile, big chest, no fear "Radiation pills for the lovely people One pink, one blue, one queer" The crowd took two and shouted thanks Like breakfast after doom Someone kissed a warning cone Underneath the mushroom bloom Dave said, "Billy, you glamorous saint You saved my little night" Billy said, "Babe, I brought enough For the afterparty bite" [Techno Break] Lights go chop Hands go clap Steam pipe screaming No way back Kick goes double Shoes go slick Somebody's auntie Does a laser kick [Bridge] But Reactor Two began to cough With a deep industrial wheeze The bass made bolts fall out of doors And bent the metal knees Dave climbed up on a speaker stack Cool as a disco fox "Turn off three hundred floor panels And unplug those glowing blocks" "Cut two hundred speakers down Let the hi-hats do the work And take the mega super duper bass From beast to giant twerk" The needles shook The ceiling held The panic lost its bite Dave winked into the camera lens And saved the rave all night [[Chorus] Dave, Dave, Disco Dave The man of the power plant rave Turn those vinyl discs Never mind the radiation risks Dave, Dave, Disco Dave Everybody glow when the circuits cave If the roof goes flying We can only hope were not dying Oh-oh, Dave Keep it bright, keep it strange Oh-oh, Dave You are cool, but you're deranged [Verse] At seven in the morning With the sky like weak champagne The Drutten came in slippers Holding basil in the rain He said I though this was a plant rave But this just insane There is nothing her for plants I came here in vain He said, "This pounding, pounding racket justupset my plants again My fern is doing backflips And my cactus left at ten" Dave stopped the snare with one soft hand And bowed in glitter sweat "I'm sorry, darling Drutten That's my deepest plant regret" "From now on only plant-friendly music Warm enough for roots Some tender little synths And radioactive boots" [Soft Plant Groove] Tiny bells for tomatoes Low strings for peas A polite little hi-hat and some radium for the trees [Verse] Then Kenta came running through Gate Number Four With his jacket full of sparks A patrol heli chasing him Like a wasp with government marks It dipped too low It clipped the sign It spun like a drunk cassette Then crashed into the disco crane And the whole room went sunset Flames on the mirror ball Smoke in the VIP Someone yelled, "Is this the finale?" Dave said, "Possibly" [Final Chaos] Boom was upset by the burning decor He pointed through the heat "Kenta, you should know better Than bringing patrol heli to a beat" AK laughed with her shoes on fire And shouted, "This is art" Then danced her ass off in the flames With a disco in her heart Billy passed out cooling foam Drutten shielded a fern Dave took the mic and softly said "Lovely people, let it burn" [Final Chorus] Dave, Dave, Disco Dave The man of the power plant rave Turn those vinyl discs Never mind the radiation risks Dave, Dave, Disco Dave Everybody glow when the circuits cave If the roof goes flying We can only hope were not dying Dave, Dave, Disco Dave Plant-friendly king of the meltdown wave Seven in the morning Still too fabulous to behave Oh-oh, Dave Keep it bright, keep it strange Oh-oh, Dave You are cool, but you're deranged [Outro] Neon fading Ashes fall Dave blows kisses To us all One last clap One last spin Power down slowly Glitter wins