[Verse 1: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, wild and yelping] Well the doctor took a picture and he shook his head Said, Walter, that left hip is as good as dead Ten years walking like a folding chair Couldn't do the twist, couldn't climb a stair So they put me on the table, put me under the light Woke up with titanium and a brand new appetite [Pre-Chorus: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead] Physical therapist said, take it slow I said, honey, I been slow for twenty years, let it go [Chorus: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, full band roaring] I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you Shaking at the bus stop in my orthopedic shoes Alarm goes off at the airport every time I go through I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you [Verse 2: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, faster] Monday at the clinic, they said, walk the line I walked it, then I slid it, then I spun it on a dime Tuesday on the bars, I'm doing the stroll Wednesday the whole rehab is rock and roll Nurses in the hallway banging on the cart Guy with the walker says, teach me, where do I start Physical therapist, a lady named Denise I spun her in a circle and she's begging me, please [Pre-Chorus: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead] Physical therapist said, take it slow I said, honey, I been slow for twenty years, let it go [Chorus: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, full band roaring] I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you Shaking at the bus stop in my orthopedic shoes Alarm goes off at the airport every time I go through I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you [Bridge: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, vocal hiccup on every line, wild] Well I'm a hip-hip-hip, I'm a hip-hip-hey Built like a bridge and I'm built to stay Shake it to the left where it used to hurt Shake it to the right till I ruin this shirt [Verse 3: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, strutting] Airport security, the gate starts to shout Wand on my britches and they're pulling me out I said, officer, it's metal, and the metal is mine Pat me down quick, I got a dance at nine Senior center Friday, I'm the talk of the hall Widows lining up like a debutante ball Doctor said a cane, I said a cane for what They're gonna need a stretcher for the way I strut [Chorus: Fifties rock-and-roll male lead, full band roaring] I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you Shaking at the bus stop in my orthopedic shoes Alarm goes off at the airport every time I go through I got a brand new hip and I'm hipper than you [End]
