*Verse 1:* Woke up this morning feeling strong, Gotta tell the world, it won't take long. I've got a secret, can't keep it inside, Gonna shout it out, with a little pride. *Chorus:* Oh, my schlong is long, it’s the talk of the town, When I walk around, can't help but be proud. Oh, my schlong is long, and it’s no surprise, Gonna raise a few eyebrows, widen some eyes. *Verse 2:* At the beach or in the park, People stop and point, leave their mark. They say, "Hey, man, what's your secret there?" I just smile and say, "It's all natural, I swear!" *Chorus:* Oh, my schlong is long, it’s the talk of the town, When I walk around, can't help but be proud. Oh, my schlong is long, and it’s no surprise, Gonna raise a few eyebrows, widen some eyes. *Bridge:* It’s not the size that makes the man, But confidence in who I am. I take it in stride, with a wink and a grin, It's all about the fun, and the laughter within. *Chorus:* Oh, my schlong is long, it’s the talk of the town, When I walk around, can't help but be proud. Oh, my schlong is long, and it’s no surprise, Gonna raise a few eyebrows, widen some eyes. [Bridge:] It’s not the size that makes the man, But confidence in who I am. I take it in stride, with a wink and a grin, It's all about the fun, and the laughter within. [Chorus:] Oh, my schlong is long, it’s the talk of the town, When I walk around, can't help but be proud. Oh, my schlong is long, and it’s no surprise, Gonna raise a few eyebrows, widen some eyes. [OUTRO]
