✦𝓛𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓑𝔂: 𝓑𝓵𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 © 2026 Blizzard Rose • All Rights Reserved ══❀•°❀°•════════════════════════•°❀°•══ Shhh. Nobody tell Min what we did to the cake. WHO ATE THE CAKE?! NOT ME! It was the rabbit. Down the rabbit hole we go, Dress too loud and bows too low. Teacups dancing on the floor, Someone’s knocking. THERE’S NO DOOR! Clock says twelve, the cat says three. FOLLOW ME! Candles melting, frosting flies, MIN, DON’T ASK! WE’VE LOST OUR MINDS! Pinkies up! Heads down! Spin that teapot all around! One! Two! Wait! who invited YOU?! Three! Four! THROW CONFETTI ON THE FLOOR! Min. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIN! Welcome to the madness! Cake upon the ceiling, Everybody’s causing havoc! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIN! Nothing here is normal! Drink the tea! Eat the cake! Dance around the portal! We’re late! We’re loud! We’re beautifully deranged! It’s Min’s birthday party, SO LET’S ALL GO INSANE! La-la-la-la! LOSE YOUR HEAD! La-la-la-la! PAINT IT RED! La-la-la-la! TEACUPS FLY! MIN, GET DOWN! Okay, Who broke that? Mad Hatter DJ lost his hat, Cheshire Cat stole someone’s snack. WE’RE TOO LATE! Someone put candles on his plate! Cupcakes marching single file, Flowers gossip from the aisle. Queen walks in and screams. WHO TOUCHED MY CAKE?! Everybody point at Min. WHAT?! Sip it! Flip it! Someone put glitter in it! Left! Right! Wrong! RIGHT! BLOW THOSE CANDLES OUT TONIGHT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIN! Welcome to the madness! Cake upon the ceiling, Everybody’s causing havoc! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIN! Nothing here is normal! Drink the tea! Eat the cake! Dance around the portal! We’re late! We’re loud! We’re beautifully deranged! It’s Min’s birthday party, SO LET’S ALL GO INSANE! Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock, We’re late. For what? The birthday. WE’RE ALREADY AT THE BIRTHDAY! OFF WITH THE CANDLES! Can I just eat my cake?! No. No. No. No, no, NOOOOOOO! TEA! TEA! TEA! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! MAKE THE WHOLE WONDERLAND SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! SPIN THAT CUP! LOSE THAT HAT! SOMEBODY GO FIND THE CHESHIRE CAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIN! QUEEN OF ALL THE MADNESS! Another year older. How much older? Don’t you dare. Candles up! Glasses high! Confetti falling from the sky! One last thing before we go. How old is Min? Don’t you dare. RUN! RUNNNNNNN! WHO HAS MY WATCH?! WHY IS THE CAKE MOVING?! THAT IS NOT A CAKE! Happy birthday, Min. Now get out of Wonderland before the Queen finds the bill!
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