CONFUSED? MAKE SENSE! (Hey Hey Homie)

NormallikePeter

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NormallikePeter

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[Hook — chant, stomping beat, gang vocals]
YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!)
WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!)
CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!)
wait, whose verse is this? — MINE. — huh?
WHOOP WHOOP!

[Verse 1 — the philosophy trade]
Girl 1 (fake-deep): People gotta do what they gotta do — know what I'm sayin'?
Girl 2 (dramatic agreement, confused): SO true, so TRUE— wait.
Girl 2: People don't be doin' that shit—
Girl 1 (echo, nodding): ...don't be doin' that shit—
Girl 2: —but ME? (whistle) I DO.
Girl 1 (gasp): That's so brave. WAIT. Was that a diss?
Girl 2: ...I already dissed that.

[Hook — doubled vocals, handclaps]
YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!)
WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!)
CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!)
WHOOP WHOOP!

[Verse 2 — mirror battle, trades speed up]
Girl 1: Bitch, you crazy.
(echo: you crazy—) Girl 2 (gasp): WHAT!
Girl 2: Bitch, YOU crazy.
Girl 1 (gasp): Whaaaaaaaat—
Girl 1: That's MY line, you can't—
Girl 2: I said it LOUDER, so it's mine—
Girl 1: You can't diss me with MY diss!
Girl 2: Watch me. (beat) Bitch. You. Crazy.
Girl 1 (gasp, impressed): ...okay that one was good.
Girl 2 (flex): I'm LAYERED, not lost!
Girl 1: THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE!
Girl 2: CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE!

[Bridge — beat cuts, one music-box note, whisper]
Girl 1 (whisper): Wait. Who are we even mad at?
Girl 2: ...You?
Girl 1: I thought I was mad at you.
Girl 2: Then who's mad at ME?
(long pause)
Both (pointing at each other): Sometimes… her does that.
(beat) ...SAME.
(gasp — whistle — bass drop)

[Final Hook — full gang vocals, loops with stacking layers]
YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!)
WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!)
CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!)
WHOOP WHOOP!
CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! — CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE!
WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP!

[Outro — cold end]
Girl 1 (sweet): ...hey, hey homie.
Girl 2 (instant): I'm not your homie.
(giggle — calliope sting)

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[Intro — boxing-bell ding, creepy calliope, gum-snap] Girl 1 (sweet): Hey, hey homie. Girl 2 (offended): I'm not your homie. Girl 2 (sweet): Hey, hey homie. Girl 1 (offended): I'm not YOUR homie. Together (overlapping): HEY! HEY HOMIE!... huh, what? Together (confused harmony, big held note): I'm not your homieeeeee!!! (double gasp) (distorted laughter) WHOOP WHOOP! [Hook — chant, stomping beat, gang vocals] YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!) WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!) CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!) wait, whose verse is this? — MINE. — huh? WHOOP WHOOP! [Verse 1 — the philosophy trade] Girl 1 (fake-deep): People gotta do what they gotta do — know what I'm sayin'? Girl 2 (dramatic agreement, confused): SO true, so TRUE— wait. Girl 2: People don't be doin' that shit— Girl 1 (echo, nodding): ...don't be doin' that shit— Girl 2: —but ME? (whistle) I DO. Girl 1 (gasp): That's so brave. WAIT. Was that a diss? Girl 2: ...I already dissed that. [Hook — doubled vocals, handclaps] YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!) WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!) CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!) WHOOP WHOOP! [Verse 2 — mirror battle, trades speed up] Girl 1: Bitch, you crazy. (echo: you crazy—) Girl 2 (gasp): WHAT! Girl 2: Bitch, YOU crazy. Girl 1 (gasp): Whaaaaaaaat— Girl 1: That's MY line, you can't— Girl 2: I said it LOUDER, so it's mine— Girl 1: You can't diss me with MY diss! Girl 2: Watch me. (beat) Bitch. You. Crazy. Girl 1 (gasp, impressed): ...okay that one was good. Girl 2 (flex): I'm LAYERED, not lost! Girl 1: THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE! Girl 2: CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! [Bridge — beat cuts, one music-box note, whisper] Girl 1 (whisper): Wait. Who are we even mad at? Girl 2: ...You? Girl 1: I thought I was mad at you. Girl 2: Then who's mad at ME? (long pause) Both (pointing at each other): Sometimes… her does that. (beat) ...SAME. (gasp — whistle — bass drop) [Final Hook — full gang vocals, loops with stacking layers] YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?! (I'm talkin' 'bout YOU!) WHO STARTED IT?! (I finished it FIRST!) CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! (that don't make sense!) WHOOP WHOOP! CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! — CONFUSED?! MAKE SENSE! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! [Outro — cold end] Girl 1 (sweet): ...hey, hey homie. Girl 2 (instant): I'm not your homie. (giggle — calliope sting)

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