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I Like 'Em Muddy

[Intro - deep spoken voice] Heh heh heh... Is that... rain? Somebody open the back door. It's puddle time. [Chorus] I like 'em wet (WET!) I like 'em muddy (MUDDY!) Every single puddle is my best friend buddy Big ol' splash (SPLASH!) Rollin' in the goo Don't you gimme that bath, I just got muddy for you! [Verse 1] I'm a good good boy with a squeaky clean coat Till I see that mud and I lose all hope Zoomies to the left, zoomies to the right Belly in the puddle, what a beautiful sight [Chorus] I like 'em wet (WET!) I like 'em muddy (MUDDY!) Every single puddle is my best friend buddy Big ol' splash (SPLASH!) Rollin' in the goo Don't you gimme that bath, I just got muddy for you! [Bridge - slow and smooth] Oh no... here she comes with the towel... (Bad dog! Bad dog!) Baby I'm not a bad dog... I'm a MUD DOG! [Chorus - big finish] I like 'em wet (WET!) I like 'em muddy (MUDDY!) Every single puddle is my best friend buddy Big ol' splash (SPLASH!) Rollin' in the goo SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, now you're muddy too! [Outro - spoken] Whoops. Sorry about the couch. ...I am not sorry about the couch.