[verse] Wings darken the crimson sky Feathered titans from above Their massive girth blocks out the light The bordpocalypse has come [chorus] Bordpocalypse! No shelter from their mighty girth Bordpocalypse! Fat bords inherit Earth Bordpocalypse! [verse 2] They waddle forth with thunderous might Their presence makes us flee in fright No bread crumb offering can appease These chonky lords of flight [chorus] Bordpocalypse! No shelter from their mighty girth Bordpocalypse! Fat bords inherit Earth Bordpocalypse! [bridge] The park bench tyrants spread their reign Their hunger knows no bounds All sandwich-wielding humans flee As chaos spreads around [final verse] The prophecy was always clear But we refused to see That pigeons would evolve to rule This new society [final chorus] Bordpocalypse! No shelter from their mighty girth Bordpocalypse! Fat bords inherit Earth Bordpocalypse!
