Shithouse Serenade (Jizzmonkey meets Oxide Protocol)

Nyx

djent, doom metal, industrial sludge

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[Intro]

Right...
This is a true story.
Well... mostly.
One of the lads fell in love.

And then he shit himself.

[Verse 1]

He'd been watching her for weeks and weeks
Practicing his lines, rehearsing his speech
Bought her flowers, polished up his boots
Even washed his fucking hair for once

He said, "So, Tonight I'm gonna tell her
I'm gonna finally make her mine."
I said, "Mate, you've got no fucking chance..."
He said, "Fuck you, I'm feeling fine."

[Pre-Chorus]

He walked across the room
With courage in his eyes
He took her by the hand...

Then I heard the noise.

[Chorus]

SHITHOUSE SERENADE!
That's how his love story came undone
SHITHOUSE SERENADE!
He'd gone there looking for the one
He wanted romance
He wanted a kiss
But his arse had other plans that night
SHITHOUSE SERENADE!
And I've never seen a man run so fast!

[Verse 2]

She said, "Hello," and he turned bright red
Three thousand words disappeared from his head
He opened his mouth, he tried to speak
Then suddenly his knee's went weak....

I thought he'd dropped his wallet
I thought he'd hurt his leg
Then the smell hit like a fucking freight train

And someone shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

[Breakdown]

[male voice]
RUN
[different male voice]
I CAN'T!
[male voice]
WHY NOT?!
[different male voice]
I'VE FUCKING SHIT MYSELF!

[gang vocal]
SHIT!
HOUSE!
SERENADE!

[Instrumental breakdown]

[Verse 3]

She stood there staring, completely stunned
He stood there sweating, absolutely done
He whispered, "Please don't tell the band..."
I said, "Mate, you've got no fucking chance."

By midnight everyone had heard
By one we'd made up several more
By two he'd changed his fucking name
By three he was asleep outside again

[Build]

SHITHOUSE...
SERENADE...
SHITHOUSE...
SERENADE...

[Final Chorus]

SHITHOUSE SERENADE!
A tale of love, romance and shame
SHITHOUSE SERENADE!
We'll never let him live it down again
He brought the flowers
He brought his heart
He brought the courage
He bought the SHART!!!

What the fuck.....

That's minging man

[Final Breakdown]

SHIT!
HOUSE!
SERENADE!

[Outro]

For the record...

She actually said yes.

He just never went back.

SHITHOUSE SERENADE.

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[Intro] Right... This is a true story. Well... mostly. One of the lads fell in love. And then he shit himself. [Verse 1] He'd been watching her for weeks and weeks Practicing his lines, rehearsing his speech Bought her flowers, polished up his boots Even washed his fucking hair for once He said, "So, Tonight I'm gonna tell her I'm gonna finally make her mine." I said, "Mate, you've got no fucking chance..." He said, "Fuck you, I'm feeling fine." [Pre-Chorus] He walked across the room With courage in his eyes He took her by the hand... Then I heard the noise. [Chorus] SHITHOUSE SERENADE! That's how his love story came undone SHITHOUSE SERENADE! He'd gone there looking for the one He wanted romance He wanted a kiss But his arse had other plans that night SHITHOUSE SERENADE! And I've never seen a man run so fast! [Verse 2] She said, "Hello," and he turned bright red Three thousand words disappeared from his head He opened his mouth, he tried to speak Then suddenly his knee's went weak.... I thought he'd dropped his wallet I thought he'd hurt his leg Then the smell hit like a fucking freight train And someone shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" [Breakdown] [male voice] RUN [different male voice] I CAN'T! [male voice] WHY NOT?! [different male voice] I'VE FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! [gang vocal] SHIT! HOUSE! SERENADE! [Instrumental breakdown] [Verse 3] She stood there staring, completely stunned He stood there sweating, absolutely done He whispered, "Please don't tell the band..." I said, "Mate, you've got no fucking chance." By midnight everyone had heard By one we'd made up several more By two he'd changed his fucking name By three he was asleep outside again [Build] SHITHOUSE... SERENADE... SHITHOUSE... SERENADE... [Final Chorus] SHITHOUSE SERENADE! A tale of love, romance and shame SHITHOUSE SERENADE! We'll never let him live it down again He brought the flowers He brought his heart He brought the courage He bought the SHART!!! What the fuck..... That's minging man [Final Breakdown] SHIT! HOUSE! SERENADE! SHIT! HOUSE! SERENADE! [Outro] For the record... She actually said yes. He just never went back. SHITHOUSE SERENADE.

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