[16-BAR INSTRUMENTAL – NO VOCALS] [128 BPM electro-house kick, claps, hats] [Dirty bass riff builds; no voices] [FEMALE INTRO – RELAXED, THEN FASTER] All day... all night... All day... all night... [Beat builds] All day... all night... All day... all night... [Rhythmic] All day! All night! All day! All night! [Snare rise, faster] All day! All night! All day! All night! All day! All night! All day! All night! [HARD STOP – COMPLETE SILENCE] [Female – LOUD] JOHNNY! [Female – LOUD] ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCAAAA! [Female 2 – dry spoken] What the fuck? [DROP 1 – DIRTY ELECTRO BASS] [8 BARS INSTRUMENTAL] [Female] ¡JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [Female] ¡JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [SPANISH CHANT – FAST FEMALE] ¡RRRÁPIDO, CABRÓN, QUE ESTO ARDE! ¡DALE, DALE, QUE NO PARE! ¡QUÉ LOCURA, QUÉ DESMADRE! ¡TODA LA NOCHE, QUE NO PARE! [VERSE 1 – FAST GRIME] YO! Shortlist dropped, Discord exploded, One-two-six, the chat overloaded! Raw AI clips, missing end-card, Duplicate names, who's running the show? Six-two-seven comments an hour, that's the claim, A thousand generations a day? Explain! Maddi wants answers, SquareBear says cry, Allistaro says touch grass, tempers fly! Screenshots, spreadsheets, open-letter plans, Aristan writes jurors, wants answers firsthand. Jurors said they didn't choose that list, Didn't set the rules, now the chat's pissed! [VERSE 2 – CHRIS, FAST GRIME] Chris walked in with a TL;DR, Discord civil war, gone too far! Grimwatch Batman, Benji timed out, AutoMod goes wild when the CAPS come out! Three different Chrises, who's who in the room? "The team's looking into it" echoes through the gloom. Higgsie's still typing, that's Chris's prediction! [Female] WHAT'S SHE TYPING?! [Male] "I LOVE YOU, KEKO!" [Female] DID SHE SEND IT?! [Male] NOT YET, BRO! [DROP 2 – ELECTRO-HOUSE] ALL DAY! ALL NIGHT! WHOLE FUCKING SERVER IN A FIGHT! ALL DAY! ALL NIGHT! SEVEN-DAY TIMEOUT, WHAT A NIGHT! [Female] ¡JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [VERSE 3 – FAST GRIME] Six Grammy nominations, fifteen years, Wamboh's credentials, everybody hears! Geo says humble? Jeffrey says no, Even Nolan gets reviews, you know! Wamboh says ratings start hate trains, Uniqornate says criticism remains! BillyBoy laughs, "I've got films of my own, RACER18 and Grimwatch, don't hear me moan!" Benji got seven, NOT permanently banned, One hour, twenty-four, then seven days planned! Alpius says Rule One, Keko says explain, Why's one rude remark fine, another gets blamed? [VERSE 4 – AMANDA, FAST GRIME] Amanda checked the CDN, raised the alarm, Public links exposed could do real harm. Pirate sites blocked? That won't stop the game, If the source stays open, they'll return again. Page JSON, raw URLs, she filed her report, Fix the underlying leak, not just the site you caught! [VERSE 5 – KEKO AND HIGGSIE] Keko's in the chat, making tracks all night, Roasting the chaos, keeping bars tight! Diss track dropped, then a love song came, Now everybody knows Higgsie's name! "Say you love me!" Keko's having fun, Benji got timed out, Keko got none! [Female] KEKO! ¿HIGGSIE TE QUIERE? [Male] I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! [Female] ¿QUÉ TE DIJO? [Robot female] We'll look into it. [Male] OH, FUCK OFF! [SPANISH BREAK – FAST FEMALE] ¡MIRA QUÉ LOCURA! ¡DISCORD PERDIÓ LA CORDURA! ¡RRRÁ-RRRÁ, VAMOS A BAILAR! ¡DALE, DALE, SIN PARAR! ¡NO ME JODAS, QUÉ DESMADRE! ¡SUBE EL BAJO, QUE ESTO ARDE! [CALL AND RESPONSE – RAPID FIRE] [Female] WHERE'S BENJI?! [Male] SEVEN-DAY TIMEOUT! [Female] WHERE'S THE JURY?! [Male] CHECK YOUR MAIL! [Female] WHERE'S GRIMWATCH?! [Male] BATMAN! [Female] WHERE'S CHRIS?! [Male] THERE'S THREE! [Female] WHERE'S HIGGSIE?! [Male] ASK KEKO, NOT ME! [BREAKDOWN – BEAT CUT] [Female] I went to sleep... woke up... Seventy-six fucking messages! An open letter! Another spreadsheet! [Male] NOT THE FUCKING SPREADSHEET! [Robot female] Please DM Theo. The team is looking into it. [Male] FOR FUCK'S SAKE! [BUILD – RISING SNARES] [Female] Johnny... la gente... está muy... [Male] DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE! [Female – LOUD] ¡LOOOOOOCA! [FINAL DROP – DIRTY BASS] [8 BARS INSTRUMENTAL] [Female] ¡JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [Female] ¡JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [FINAL RAP – FAST UK GRIME] Shortlist, rulebook, six Grammy claims, Chris got the summary, Keko got the flames! Maddi got questions, Aristan got mail, Benji got seven days, not a permanent jail! Amanda got the CDN, Picklerick clones, Grimwatch Batman, everyone's on phones! Higgsie says DM Theo, Johnny says WHAT?! Whole fucking Discord's gone off the track! [FINALE – MELODIC IBIZA CLUB CROWD] [Dirty bass, party voices, claps] Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! [Female – LOUD] JOHNNY! ¡LA GENTE ESTÁ MUY LOCAAAA! [Female 2] What the fuck? [FINAL DROP – 8 BARS] [Club crowd sings] Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! Olééé! [Robot female] We'll look into it. [FINAL BASS HIT – END]
