Whoa-oh, oh-oh (last Saturday night) / Whoa-oh, oh-oh (do it all again) / [Verse 1] Woke up at noon with my boots on somebody's couch / One sock gone, hair like a hurricane, mouth like a drought / There's glitter in places that glitter should never be / And a traffic cone on my mailbox — don't ask me / [Pre-Chorus] Polaroids are showing things my memory won't confess / My phone keeps buzzing "LEGEND" while I'm a haunted mess / But when the sun goes down tonight, you know I'll say it again— / [Chorus] Last Saturday night! We danced on the dinette set / Last Saturday night! Somebody called the cops again / Lost my voice, found my keys in the fridge / Woke up asking "whose house is this?" / Last Saturday night! Oh, we're doing it all again / [Verse 2] There's a garden gnome in the punch bowl, still wearing my hat / Group chat says I tried to moonwalk on the welcome mat / Maxine swears that Ink can't prove a single thing she saw / And the neighbors got a story that'll bend the law / [Pre-Chorus] Polaroids are showing things my memory won't confess / My phone keeps buzzing "LEGEND" while I'm a haunted mess / But when the sun goes down tonight, you know I'll say it again— / [Chorus] Last Saturday night! We danced on the dinette set / Last Saturday night! Somebody called the cops again / Lost my voice, found my keys in the fridge / Woke up asking "whose house is this?" / Last Saturday night! Oh, we're doing it all again / [Bridge] Monday's gonna hurt... but Monday's not tonight / Tomorrow's gonna judge... but tonight we light it up— / [Final Chorus] Last Saturday night! We danced on the dinette set / Last Saturday night! Somebody called the cops again / Lost my voice, found my keys in the fridge / Woke up asking "whose house is this?" / Last Saturday night! Oh, we're doing it all again / [Outro] Whoa-oh, oh-oh (do it all again) / Whoa-oh, oh-oh (last Saturday night).
