New Years Eve Sucks

Happy New Year from Times Square! It's crowded as fuck down here! We are shoved together so close together. There's no place to shit or piss or barf or spit or anything whatever what the fuck! yeah! On T V when we were kids Times Square New Years Eve seemed so cool. But as we grew and got older we realized. we were just being fooled by a bunch ass holes on t v. Dick Clark always seemed to say it was the place to be, as we saw him robotically speak on T V. counting down to midnight because he must have thought we couldn't count for ourselves. yeah here comes the ball it's dropping. what a bunch of silly fucks we are Happy New Year from Times Square! It's crowded as fuck down here! We are shoved together so close together. it smells like shit and piss and body odor and barf and puke and beer and weed what fun! people wearing diapers instead of using a toilet because they're not allowed to leave at all! what the fuck! were we thinking? I don't know. next year we'd be better off. watching it on T V. or something like that yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh mother fucker. Times Square sucks on New Years Eve. do not deny it.