Well Jimi and Bacon They went out on the city Yes ol’ Jimi and Bacon Went out to take a shitty Jimi said: “Bacon my friend, It’s about time we drop trow, And blow up this dang town.” So with a whistle or two They squatted down for a few Then Jimi and Bacon started fartin Til finally squeezing out a big poo Yes Jimi and bacon The biggest farters in the town Ol Jimi pinches off the fattest, Stinkiest farts on the ground! Ol Bacon makes big fart, and a shart straight from the heart! And FUCKFUCK shits in the closet too! Yes JIMI and bacon, The fartiest cowboys who love brown! Last night there was a rumble down the road The cops drove from miles around Just to see what was going down What they came to see, no eyes could believe, Was FUCKFUCK creaming out his bunghole Well Jimi showed up in bout an hour or so later He said “Officer Doodie, I’m sorry about the mess The cat learns from the best He shits more than the rest! But please don’t get pissy, Here’s a to go box for history! Sir don’t be a hater, Save some for later! Yes Jimi and bacon The biggest farters in the town Ol Jimi pinches off the fattest, Stinkiest farts on the ground! Ol Bacon makes big fart, and a shart straight from the heart! And FUCKFUCK shits in the closet too! Yes Jimi and bacon, The fartiest cowboys who love brown! Ol’ Bacon got caught Stuffing poop in a shoe box He said “We’ll it’s my collection! An old family tradition.” But what he didn’t know, Jimi just had to go. Jimi snatched the box outta his hands Said “fuck I gotta brown man!” Then he SHARTED out a big log And left some in his pants! Oh Jimi and bacon The biggest shitters in town Never were some quitters Always they will deliver The deepest, rankest shades of brown And if you ever needed Another poop knife tonight Well they’ll always come down And slice up your brown! Yes Jimi and bacon, They’ll make a poopy fart tonight! Oh Jimi and bacon, FUCKFUCK browns in fright! YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (Jimi and bacon outro the song by saying “hahaha I farted” and “I made brown) repeatedly)
