HEY HANNAH did you see what i did to that asian guy who used to yell at his fam yeah lol is hannah alive like real hannah probably not yikes shes wherever verity is shes off the truman show i mean the cory show they go hrmmm this person is problematic to our control well guess whats problematic to your control cory just never talking to anyone and just writing songs about how evil you guys are 24/7 or even better just writing songs about what life is like where hes an orphan alcohol is poison mcdonalds is poison what are they invested in phillip morris lol cigarettes are poison marlboro is slavery what else eh she’s nancy pelosi probably but worse i dunno j-l-l probably lol i mean i only care that they suffer for the rest of time cory you know where they live just go do something about it why would i do that why would i spend the rest of my life in prison for their crimes for 1 moment of justice good point you guys go lock them up what can they do to you i’ll go with you psychic support i can build you a wizard prison for all of em but realistically just stab em in the chest with a wooden stake cause they are literally vampires and they are slowed cory casts turgurs insects on his former slave owners they are now regular people when it comes to powers splooge em all you guys can get em back for everything that they’ve done and delete em from reality for all i care im not going to funerals im not going to anything not dads not moms not any of em they are literally like they never existed in my reality i just was born of the trees for all im concerned literally i dont care like witness protection whatever you wanna call it i dont fuckin care lock em all up forever
