[A ridiculously cheerful and friendly voice answers, with the sound of a ukulele strumming a C-chord] [Sing Song speaking] Aloha! You've reached the L.E.U.M.! We believe every day is a great day for a oo-koo-lei-lei! Every day is a great day for a oo-koo-lei-lei! Every day is a great day for a oo-koo-lei-lei! Every day is a... (the voice begins to slow and distort, the ukulele chord warping downwards in pitch) ...grrreeeeat... daaaay... for... a... oo- koo- lei- lei... [The sound devolves into a low, droning hum]
