I’d Be Happy to Man-Splain

Intro: Oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah… I’d be happy to man-splain… Verse 1: I’d be happy to man-splain, let me break it down for you, No need to ask, my dear, I’ll tell you what to do. I’ve got the facts, I’ve got the flair, I’m never in the wrong, My voice will echo through the night, I’ll talk from dusk till dawn. Chorus: Pour your questions down, oh-oh-oh, on me! Pour your questions down, ah-ah-ah, you’ll see! I’d be happy to man-splain, let my wisdom reign, Oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, I’d be happy to man-splain! Verse 2: I feel alive when I explain, I’m shining like a star, Correcting you feels oh-so-good, I’ll raise the knowledge bar. You didn’t ask, but that’s okay, I’ll talk until you’re swayed, My TED Talk’s ready, hear me out, my point will never fade. Chorus: Pour your questions down, oh-oh-oh, on me! Pour your questions down, ah-ah-ah, you’ll see! I’d be happy to man-splain, let my wisdom reign, Oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, I’d be happy to man-splain! Bridge: You can sit there quietly, don’t you interrupt my flow, I’ve got the answers, all the truths, I’m ready to bestow. My know-it-all’s unstoppable, I’m riding high tonight, Just let me talk, I’ll set you straight, I’ll be your guiding light. Chorus: Pour your questions down, oh-oh-oh, on me! Pour your questions down, ah-ah-ah, you’ll see! I’d be happy to man-splain, let my wisdom reign, Oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah, I’d be happy to man-splain! Pour your questions down, oh-oh-oh, on me! Pour your questions down, ah-ah-ah, you’ll see! Outro: Oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah… I’d be happy to man-splain… Pour some questions down on me… I’d be happy to man-splain……