Clown Grave Bash

[Intro — Male Rapper: Wackside] (Spooky organ, eerie laughter) Yo! Midnight strikes, let the graveyard shake! The dead woke up for a Halloween break! Zombies in the basement, bats in the sky— Everybody's coming, so you better not hide! [Female Rapper: Snippets] Hehehe! Welcome, creeps, to the bash of the dead! Got a bucket of candy and a skeleton head! The tombstones are jumping, the coffins all clash— Everybody scream for the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! [Chorus — Both Rappers] It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Bash! Bash!) Raise those bones and shake your ash! (Shake it!) Dracula's dancing, the zombies attack! The monsters came out and they're never going back! It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Hey! Hey!) Halloween monsters are out to play! From the crypt to the street, hear the creatures all laugh— Everybody's invited to the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! [Verse 1 — Female Rapper: Snippets] The Wolfman howls at the big full moon, Clawing up the floor to a monster tune! Dracula's dressed in his finest black cape, Sipping fake blood from a skull-shaped vase! The Mummy broke loose, got his bandages dragging, Dancing so hard that his old bones are cracking! Frankenstein's monster brought bolts for the beat, Stomping through the graveyard on oversized feet! [Backing Vocals] (Stomp! Stomp! Shake those bones!) (Stomp! Stomp! Leave the lights on!) [Verse 2 — Male Rapper: Wackside] Nosferatu came crawling out of the night, Scared every trick-or-treater clear out of sight! He chased down the street with his hands held high— Tried to snack on the candy crew passing him by! The zombies came shuffling, fresh from the ground, With rotten old sneakers and a graveyard sound! The witches flew in on their broomstick rides, While the Headless Horseman took the DJ's side! [Female Rapper: Snippets] The black cats are scratching, the ghosts go “BOO!” The Creature from the Lagoon just slimed my shoe! The whole damn graveyard's getting out of control— And somebody's skeleton stole my punch bowl! [Chorus — Both Rappers] It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Bash! Bash!) Raise those bones and shake your ash! (Shake it!) Dracula's dancing, the zombies attack! The monsters came out and they're never going back! It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Hey! Hey!) Halloween monsters are out to play! From the crypt to the street, hear the creatures all laugh— Everybody's invited to the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! [Verse 3 — Female Rapper: Snippets] The graveyard's packed, better make some room! There's a dancing skeleton loose in the tomb! The vampires are spinning, the werewolves go wild, And the ghouls at the gate haven't smiled in a while! [Male Rapper: Wackside] The coffins are popping, the tombstones rock, The zombies keep dancing till the graveyard clocks! The moon's shining red, hear the midnight bell— If you came here alive, hope you dance pretty well! [Female Rapper: Snippets] Wait—who invited that guy with no face? [Male Rapper: Wackside] I don't know, Snips! He's been here since eight! [Female Rapper: Snippets] Well, tell him to dance or get out of my place! [Both Rappers] (Everybody scream!) [Final Chorus — Both Rappers, with Backing Vocals] It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Bash! Bash!) Raise those bones and shake your ash! (Shake it!) Dracula's dancing, the zombies attack! The monsters came out and they're never going back! It's the CLOWN GRAVE BASH! (Hey! Hey!) Halloween monsters are out to play! From the crypt to the street, hear the creatures all laugh— EVERYBODY SCREAM FOR THE CLOWN GRAVE BASH! [Outro — Female Rapper: Snippets] The sun's coming up? Oh, what a shame! Back to your coffins, you creatures of fame! (Spooky laughter) [Male Rapper: Wackside] Same time next Halloween? [Female Rapper: Snippets] Obviously! Hehehe!