𝗖𝗼𝗽𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 © 2025 Midnight Splash | 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 Verse 1 Well, it started on a snowy Christmas Eve, She said she’d grab the eggnog and she’d leave. I told her, “Watch out for the sleighs out on the street,” But she laughed and said, “Honey, I’m too quick on my feet.” Next thing I know, I heard a jingle and a thud, Looked outside and slipped face-first in the mud. Pre-Chorus There she lay in the glowing winter light— Reindeer hoofprints everywhere in sight! Chorus 1 My girlfriend got run over by a reindeer, Prancin’ through the driveway Christmas night. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, But after this… I think he’s trying to start a fight! Verse 2 Paramedics came and shook their heads, Santa waved at me and quickly sped. She sat up groaning, “Did you see that flying deer?” I said, “Yeah, babe… they do about a thousand miles a year.” She stood up dizzy, brushing off the snow, Said, “Next time I’m stayin’ home—ain’t nowhere safe to go!” Pre-Chorus Now she checks the sky before she walks— And flinches every time a jingle talks! Chorus 2 My girlfriend got run over by a reindeer, But now she’s fine—though she avoids the snow. She won’t step outside on Christmas evening, ’Cause you never know which way those hooves will go! Verse 3 She’s tellin’ folks her story far and wide, How Donner clipped her right before he skidded by. She’s got a candy-cane bruise shaped like a sleigh, Claims Santa owes her cookies and hazard pay. We laugh about it now ’cause she’s okay, But she straps on a helmet every holiday. Pre-Chorus Yeah, Christmas cheer comes with a price— Especially when reindeer don’t look twice! Chorus 1 (Repeat) My girlfriend got run over by a reindeer, Prancin’ through the driveway Christmas night. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, But after this… I think he’s trying to start a fight! Bridge So if you’re headin’ out tonight, my friend, Keep your eyes peeled ’til the very end. ’Cause those reindeer fly like they’re in a race— And they don’t check mirrors—not even a trace! Outro Now we laugh each Christmas season through, Tell the tale like folks all tend to do. And she jokes, “If he hits me twice this year, I’m suing Santa and every last reindeer!”
