[Intro] Gandolf the brown Oh Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie [Verse] My dog got a new plushie It's the cutest thing I've ever seen The thing's been keeping me up at night Like I swear I saw the eyes gleam [Verse 2] And it says "One ring to rule them all" And I say "Dude What the f*ck?" And then I throw it across the room Then my dog goes and picks it up [Chorus] And it says "You have no power here" And I say "Dude Shut up" And it says "You have no power here" And I say "Dude Shut up" And it says "You have no power here" And I say "Dude Shut up" And it says "You have no power here" And I say "Dude Shut up" [Verse] And I said "My man Sour man What did you do?" And he says "I don't know what you're talkin' about" And I said "Bro You know what you did" And he said "How about a trade Gandolf the Brown?" [Verse] And he said "Bring me the ring" And Gandolf said "Dude Fuck no" And he said "Well Okay Then" And I said "Bro Let him go" [Chorus] And he said "You have no power here" And I said "Dude Shut up" And he said "You have no power here" And I said "Dude Shut up" And he said "You have no power here" And I said "Dude Shut up" And he said "You have no power here" And I said "Dude Shut up" [Verse] Gandolf the brown was a wizard who liked chocolate And that meant he got food all over his cloak So he would go on all these quests with his wizard friends While he had little brown chocolate stains on his robe [Chorus] Oh Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown I bet that made him grumpy Oh Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown Oh [Verse 2] He would use his powers for good And never used them for evil He liked to help his friends in need And then one day A magic spell went wrong And now he's small and stuffed and fluffy And that's why [Chorus] Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown I bet that made him grumpy Oh Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown Oh [Bridge] Gandolf was the best wizard around He liked to make friends and help them out But then one day A spell turned him to a plushie Now all the other wizards think it's really funny Oh Gandolf Oh Gandolf Oh Gandolf [Chorus] Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown I bet that made him grumpy Oh Gandolf the brown got turned into a plushie Gandolf the brown Oh