[Verse 1] You walk in like a punchline But the room forgets the joke Got that little swagger In the way you hold your coat I said, boy, what’s that bulge? You said, ā€œJust my luckā€ But the zipper’s acting nervous And the whole world’s looking up [Pre-Chorus] Oh, you keep it tucked away Like a secret in your jeans But the way you move through traffic Makes the corners talk to me I’m trying to play it cool Trying not to laugh too hard But that little dang galang Keep stealing all the cards [Chorus] Dang galang, dang galang What a thing to carry Dang galang, dang galang Half problem, half hairy Dang galang, dang galang You got me acting funny Dang galang, dang galang Big talk, tiny money (dang galang) [Verse 2] At the cookout, at the checkout Even standing in the rain You make a regular hallway Feel like it got a name Mama says, ā€œRespect yourselfā€ You say, ā€œI do, I doā€ Then you wink at the mirror Like it’s in on you You got that comic timing Like a spoon in a bass drum Every time you try to hide it It gets louder than the gum [Pre-Chorus] Oh, you keep it tucked away Like a secret in your jeans But the way you move through traffic Makes the corners talk to me I’m trying not to stare Trying not to grin too wide But that little dang galang Walks in with a whole parade inside [Chorus] Dang galang, dang galang What a thing to carry Dang galang, dang galang Half problem, half hairy Dang galang, dang galang You got me acting funny Dang galang, dang galang Big talk, tiny money (dang galang) [Bridge] Now I’m not saying much I’m just saying what I see You got a pocket-sized thunder And a whole philosophy It ain’t the size of the rumor It’s the trouble in the grin You can keep your little secret I can still hear it dance within [Break] Dang Galang Dang dang galang [Final Chorus] Dang galang, dang galang What a thing to carry Dang galang, dang galang Half problem, half hairy Dang galang, dang galang You got me acting funny Dang galang, dang galang Big talk, tiny money (dang galang) Dang galang, dang galang Now the whole room’s smiling Dang galang, dang galang Your little joke is shining Dang galang, dang galang I’m gone and I ain’t sorry Dang galang, dang galang Say it slow and keep it merry (dang galang)