[Intro - Spoken, low paranoid whisper, bass only] You see that guy? Mister quote unquote “wellness”? ...I heard he's a communist. [Verse 1 - Male, mellow pimp talk, laid back, spare] Vice President of Vibez... but vibes of what, baby?? You got problems... he picks up Pinko hotline, baby ...you're not alone [Chorus - Female, explosive Chaka wail, horns blast, full band erupts] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! COMRADE CULTURE'S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! [Drop back down - sparse, just bass and clavinet] [Verse 2 - Male, mellow pimp talk, even more laid back] Knocks on doors... every other year Might get shot... says fuck it, I'm here Culture Tzar... mouth that won't quit Minister of Moxie and Melodramatic Morality ...that's it [Chorus - Female, bigger, sexier, horns smooth then punch] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! COMRADE CULTURE'S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! [Breakdown - Bonkers pocket, drums and bass only, nasty groove, let it cook] [Bridge - Female, slow seductive growl building to wail] Cross the line... That's how he survives... Pinko... commie... And he sleeps... just... FINE! [Final Chorus - Female, full blast, horns punching, nastiest groove] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE'S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! [Outro - Male, spoken, quiet, just bass] This is HR. Be appropriate. ...Do as I say. Bolshie Blue out.
